It’s getting to the point where he would stop in the middle of a blow job to shit on trans people.

Jobs that had pensions

It’s the Secretariat of disgusting foods.

Lutefisk

The political equivalent of burning a player’s jersey when they do something you don’t like after you’ve already paid for it.

That was for Charlie

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When the Cubs go to what’s left of the bullpen after all the injuries.

Nico going to be severely underpaid by the end of his contract extension.

One of the Sandy Hook families lives in hiding 1500 mi away from their baby’s grave due to people stalking them.

The graves of multiple children have been defaced.

One of the fathers had to submit DNA evidence to prove his son was a REAL HUMAN BEING after Alex Jones’ book said he never existed.

I see the people at the Normal Explanations Council have gotten to you too.

Congrats on an almost quality start, bud.

So you see this golden age right now?

*medical staff approaches with straight jacket*

An extra wank

Whoo boy… 80s me probably says Phantom so that’s what I’ll go with.

Nobody circles the wagons like the Buffalo… Sabres?

BEEFS ON WECK ALL AROUND

Wait. The Sabres won?

In later seasons, Ted McGinley would be added to the cast.

“More people hate us now” is not the flex you think it is, bruh

Scenes from the Mets dugout

Suck a butt, Kimbrel

It might be a record. I don’t know. We’re very strongly looking at it.

I would like to submit How Did This Get Made as a good podcast.

Cancel culture actually got the milkshake duck

Salute to an all-time tweet

Probably from Two Corinthians. His favorite book. It says it all.