I like bluesky because it feels so much like tumblr
1. barely works
2. userbase is annoying (affectionate)(not that affectionate)
3. being queer on here feels like I’m actively participating in ruining some tech company’s investment
i simply find it a little hard to believe that shortly after every website implemented ai code and fired a bunch of engineers they all started breaking constantly every single day but its not related to the ai code or the skeleton crew
30 years ago today, Principal Skinner purchased fast food to disguise as his own cooking at an unforgettable luncheon with Superintendent Chalmers.
#TheSimpsons episode “22 Short Films About Springfield” first aired April 14, 1996.
A screenshot of Sam's dad hardcore guilt-texting him for not calling.
sometimes you have to read your dad's texts and just move on with your day
In our house we like to call him "cultural appropriation fist"
The two truths:
1) There is nothing wrong with porn, let people safely make it, let people safely enjoy it.
2) If you let people define porn as bad, authoritarians will ALWAYS expand the definition until their hands are around your neck.
Scene from Days of Our Lives, a US daytime soap opera. (JK it's Star Wars) Scene is on a Oceanview balcony with vast blue water in the distance and blue sky. Closer in we see a princess type lady with hair jangles and fancy neck ware and shimmery dress, standing next to an angsty looking emo boi in all black. He has one long braid of hair because he's v cool and different and not like the other boys but an otherwise short cut. Behind them is a big patio bouquet of red flowers. She's looking happy and dreamy, he's looking down and probably wishing he was listening to Korn and smoking cloves. Caption reads, "I don't like sand."
Happy TDoV, have a pic of Girlmode Ranma hatching from an egg that predates the literal Trans flag
Being trans rules. I'm genfer fluid!!!!! I highly recommend being the ultimate version of yourself. Fruit syrup, not from concentrate, do NOT dilute!!!!
I “love” how everyone I know is tired.
I “love” how rveryone i know wakes up tired.
I “love” how everyone i know crashes hard because theyre extra tired.
I “love” how everyone i know is stressed the fuck out socially.
I love how everyone I know continues to love despite all the surrounding hate.
comic: https://reallifecomics.com/comic.php?comic=june-29-2020 Panel one: A male presenting character sits at a desk. Panel two: The character reads a tweet, by @transsalamander: If you're under the assumption that you're a cis guy but have always dreamed of being a girl, and the only reason you haven't transitioned is because you're afraid you'll be an "ugly" girl: That's dysphoria. You're literally a trans girl already, hon. Panel three: the character frowns Panel four: She opens her eyes wide. Comic is RealLife, by Mae Dean.
If you're trans, you have to live.
The June 29th, 2020 page of reallifecomics, depicting the moment Mae Dean realizes that she's Mae, based on a (then-Tweet) by @transsalamander stating "If you're under the assumption that you're a cis guy but have always dreamed of being a girl, and the only reason you haven't transitioned is because you're afraid you'll be an "ugly" girl: That's dysphoria. You're literally a trans girl already, hon.
IF YOU ARE TRANS YOU HAVE TO LIVE
Those are some of my favorite facts!
i think sometimes cis people truly have a hard time understanding that jk rowling is a living person actively using her wealth to fund the international assault on trans lives. she’s not some Complicated Author we can have a spirited debate about separating from the art with!!!!!
truly, nobody is feeling more vindicated this week than airport dads
Digging into the financials of searchlight, the argument, open philanthropy, third way etc. and it's remarkable how this post-2024 blitz of calling on Dems to abandon the groups and especially trans people, is funded by the same vc and hedge fund billionaires.
It’s called doomscrolling, Megaman.
Historically accurate Batman Beyond
🫧 Smoke trapped in a bubble on water: surface tension, soap film physics and fluid mechanics in action
Remember everyone; Its important to give your local trans girls positive reinforcement
Incredibly funny that the president of the United States can do this and retain command of the American Armed Forces, but I said it about a literal Nazi and got fired from a job writing superhero comics.
@suchnerve “I don’t want to wear a mask all the time” Alright. Would you please wear it sometimes? Sometimes > never. Like just keep one in your bag, and put it on when you’re in an extra crowded place maybe?
A classic anti-masker tactic is to claim that if you don't wear a mask 100% of the time, it isn't worth it. Untrue. Every single time you wear a mask, you reduce the chances for viruses to spread. Wearing a mask always improves public health, even if you only do it occasionally.
They're good dogs, brent
All dogs go to eleven.
“the president cannot have failed, he must have been deceived by Jews” is going to be the narrative MAGA settles on to excuse this disaster and it’s going to be very, very bad
Q: What is Sinners about? A: America’s inability to discuss its complex racial history without bringing the Irish into things.
What To Know About ‘Sinners’ https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-sinners/
These are the things that have historically led to revolutions. Not sustainable.
a small brown pup with curly fur is lying on her side next to a window. she’s wearing a brown leather collar, and her paws are indistinguishable from within the little curly masses of her legs. her face is smushed up against the glass, making her otherwise rounded form completely flat on one side. she’s gazing down toward street level with a longing in her eyes.
This is Poto. Please do not disturb her, she is busy is yearning. 12/10 (IG: bbo.ddo.poo)
