[ Maybe he’s misremembering Kris and Asriel’s childhood. ]
Posts by 𝗔𝗦𝗚𝗢𝗥𝗘.
Thank you, Alphys. Times are tough, but —
[ Squint. Doing a double take. ]
[ Somewhere in Hometown, there is an Asgore-shaped snow poff. Or, maybe it’s just Asgore covered in snow. ]
[ sneeze. ]
Happy Holidays!
Poinsettias are on... "discount" today for the occasion. A gift, from the Flower King to you!
Please do not forget to set out milk and cookies for Santa.
... Please.
[ Thinking about it. ]
I suppose that does sound interesting.
Oh!
… I do not know what that is, Alphys.
[ Blink. ]
How did you do th… ah, never mind that. What could you possibly say to get yourself in trouble with C— with her?
[ Either way, if it’s Carol she’s worried about, maybe Asgore isn’t the best employer for her, but… what else can you do? ]
// censoring carol’s name caught me so off guard that’s so fucking funny
Of course!
… Though, I am curious. Are you not working at the school anymore?
Then, you are plenty qualified for the job!
… The pay is, er, not good, but help is always appreciated!
I suppose my children are… old enough, too. I can sort of relate to that sentiment.
I did not know he was a bee.
[ His eyes go wide. “At least”? Like, there’s possibly more? ]
… Goodness. Six? You must have your hands full! I thought two was a challenge enough, haha.
… May I ask why? What is he going to do to my plants?
[ Scratching his head. ]
I suppose that’s the one I’m acquainted with, then…
Oh! You have children of your own, then?
There… there’s more than one???
Oh. Is Mr. Spamton… not good with children?
[ sorry he sounds so disappointed. ]
... What just happened?
[ Looks around scared ]
Kris!!!
I, erm, thought… You were already inside?
[ Very sad and dejectedly standing outside the Dreemurr household. ]
Well, at least everyone is having fun…
[ sneeze. ]
… I will not worry about it. But, thank you, Kris. I’ve been working on them all week!
That is very true! Then, by all means. I actually do have candy to hand out, so, feel free to stop by later.
Oh, that sounds normal.
And thank you!
Yes. I did. I did.
[ he sounds desperate! ]