An under-discussed aspect of Jesus’s life is how he must have aged at a supernatural rate, something like eight years for every calendar month, in order to be a 33 year old man in time for Easter

One of the best to ever do it

trying to convince my friend that there really was a nintendo DS launch title called “Penn & Teller’s Shithead Basketball”

the last six weeks or so of m's baseball has been some of the most fun baseball i've seen in my life

Louis Varland

this is why the whole world, the whole thing and not just the united states, canada, japan, south korea, and a few countries in the caribbean and south america call baseball "the beautiful game"

A guy with the handle Tommy Beer: "KD locked in $45 million in guaranteed money for his age-39 season… not sure I’d characterize that as an unselfish sacrifice" Kevin Durant: "What would u characterize it as? Since we characterizing shit this morning"

he's still got it

screenshot: Publishers Marketplace Deal Report Category: Fiction: Sci-Fi/Fantasy May 15, 2015 50007 By Jon Bois Imprint: Tor Sportswriter, documentary filmmaker, and executive producer at Secret Base Jon Bois's 50007: AN AMERICAN FOOTBALL ODYSSEY, about the future history of footbal, from the perspective of a sentient space probe, to Carl Engle-Laird at Tor, in a good deal, in a pre-empt, by Kate McKean at Howard Morhaim Literary Agency.

working on stuff

asking such a whimsical creature as myself to file my taxes is flatly evil

that should make it cheaper in USD

I can’t compete with this

so cleansing to see an actual Ghibli frame

Only a handful of Wisconsin farmers between being the most powerful person in the world and telling a bunch of Queensland retirees that negative gearing is terrific

a cartoon of a man cooking on a stove next to a jar of sauce and a pot . ALT: a cartoon of a man cooking on a stove next to a jar of sauce and a pot .

“American Cartoons don’t show beautifully animated food and slice of life cozy comforts the way Ghibli films do”
Oh yeh?? Then explain THIS.

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i am not interested in sex i simply desire someone to assist me in carrying out my Experiments

I have a colony of lepers making rifles for me. If they help me kill the forest spirit, they get the hill!

If I give the bully my lunch money every day eventually he will die of old age

society erred when we removed the computer from its honored place in the home and ushered it into every part of our profane world. we must rebuild the temple of the Computer Room

My favorite March Madness feature is back. Is she gay or does she just coach college basketball?

I really do love that Penn Jilette was a lifelong libertarian anarcho-capitalist who was just like "whoops! Yeah, sorry, completely wrong on that one. Bullshit ideology for losers" in 2020. I really do! An inspiring lack of ego on him

i love when the vibe of the country is “extreme fear”

Trump's big innovation was to do the first time as farce and the second as tragedy

iconic

wow! wins, losses, it’s a big, big night for Hollywood! and we can all agree, no matter what side of the political aisle we’re on, we’re all ready for movies to be back! and for someone to finally figure out what it takes to impress jodie foster!

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