It’s an Australian tradition!

Has the Prime Minister of Japan been notified?

There’s a Mrs. Bongo!

I don’t want to spoil it, but there’s a fun surprise if you review Normal on Letterboxd.

It’s profoundly ignorant to suggest that the Pope should be fighting crime on behalf of the Catholic Church. Anyone who was remotely familiar with Roman Catholicism would know that that’s what Daredevil is for

My daughter is fine.

As long as Janice remains a potential boy mom!

Mary Holland’s IMDB page of CBB appearances is poetry.

New podcast! I try to make sense of the Mario Galaxy Movie and the way it’s incredibly well-made but also not very good and actually that’s a positive review. fedtalks.podbean.com/e/episode-23...

Happy Wet Day to all those who celebrate! (I know this is all dudes but you don’t want do an image search of women or female characters you like +”wet”)

Big day for people from my Monday podcasts showing up on my Friday podcasts.

The level of sicko you have to be just to make sense of this title…

New podcast! I talk about my vacation and my best friend (pictured). Also, there’s some Spider-Man trailer talk because I like to stick to my core competencies. fedtalks.podbean.com/e/episode-22...

The new season of Jury Duty has me questioning how they manage to find participants who don’t immediately recognize Lisa Gilroy.

Vacation is over so I had to say goodbye for now to my best friend Coco. He got a haircut and a bandana just for my visit!

I couldn’t believe it, but I just saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada. And maybe you think, being a werewolf, his hair would have been unkempt. Buddy, buckle up for this one….

I’m so happy that somebody knew the reference, you have no idea.

I promise, this is a very good Tom Waits reference.

If you’re in the San Diego airport and you need, I assume, an adult man wearing a wig and painted-on freckles to play a six-year-old, may I suggest the Univision store?

New podcast! This seems like a good time to talk about Bruce Campbell being awesome. fedtalks.podbean.com/e/episode-22...

My hot take is that I don’t like Blank Check’s March Madness because every podcast is worse when they acknowledge the opinions of the audience. You can mention the freaks on the Discord but then move on!

New podcast! The Coen Bros Film Festival begins with Blood Simple and the Sam Raimi collaboration, Crimewave. I promise I’ll have guests for future episodes! fedtalks.podbean.com/e/episode-22...

Absolutely! And now I’m wondering if I should put both Cranks as the top two on all of my Letterboxd lists, just to really commit.

This is a good question! It’s a ranking for the movie (which is why Collateral is so high despite his part being a cameo), but it’s also partly based on whether it delivers what I want from a Statham movie. Now I’m wondering if I need a second list ranking only Statham performances…

Have I watched every Jason Statham movie? Yes, I have. Have I ranked them? Also, yes. Am I proud of this? Uncertain.

Is it too late for Scott Hasn’t Seen to invite me on the Poetic Justice episode so how I can talk about how I got beat up in the parking lot after seeing the movie the day before I started college, so I showed up on day one with two black eyes?

I love when Scott has to interact with video game characters - he has absolutely no context for them. Let’s get a CBB Round Table with Resident Evil Merchant, Duke Nukem, and the “Gavin!” guy from Red Dead Redemption.

Every year I only remember to make Crank-themed valentines when the actual day comes around. It’s my own personal CBB Best Of numbers never getting re-recorded.

There is no evidence that moderate Republicans exist, but establishment Democrats would torch the entire trans community to reach just one of those unicorns.

What’s with all the references to 47 in Good Luck, Have Fun, Don’t Die? Is it a JJ Abrams shoutout or is it a way to invoke you know who in a dystopian movie without the bummer of his actual name?