ADOBE: welcome to photoshop. what would you like to do. here is an AI tool
ME: i would like to draw a rectangle. i am selecting the rectangle tool
ADOBE: did you say AI?
ME: rectangle please
ADOBE: sorry but i can only do that in an insane way now. here is a new layer and a vector for some reason
Cheers Jeff. Alas bills still need to be paid, so the slog must go on and there’s very very little for a graphic designer the wrong side of 50. I’m either “overqualified” or just get ignored completely. But will keep looking because somethings gotta give and it can’t be my health.
(Jokes aside, remember he was bested by a Padawan Obi Wan (!) in his only live action appearance, and IIRC never got beyond apprentice as a Sith? Even his final appearance, Obi Wan bested hin again in nothing flat)
Anxiety attack hit at work Monday. Hyperventilating, and could not focus at all on anything. Just felt utterly numb. Went home sick, and haven’t been able to go back in since. The thought of it fills me with dread. Been working 30 years never felt remotely close to anything like this before. Christ.
A hideous monstrosity of a man, a festering boil on the arse of Ireland, Independent TD Michael Lowry giving the fingers to his colleagues, after once more the Irish government got away with focusing on profiteering as opposed to he people they were elected to govern.
Honestly, at this point when it comes to this government, the housing crisis, their attitude to it, and what they've allowed profiteering renters to be able to get away with, there's only one image that comes to mind over and over again:
Made me want to throw up to be honest. From the poor landlord lamenting on how hard it is to make money in Ireland, to one of the shady partners involved cheerfully saying that the people stuck living there are "licensees" and not "tenants" and therefore have no rights under the RTB.
Gosh Arsenal, I really hope you don't follow up a last minute derby win for Liverpool by crapping the bed massively...
HDHEHRIDJDNDJURNFJFKJRJ!!!!!!!
Awful from Konate.
Great run Mo, great ball Gakpo!!
Been coming. Sigh.
Big fan or Wirtz, and 100% think he’ll be immense for us, but first 15 minutes and he’s wrecking my head giving the ball away.
HOWE ON EARTH DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING TO NEWCASTLE?!?!
@cmdrocathasaigh.bsky.social is an absolute artist.
(Now whether or not those moves were the right ones in the long run is a completely different discussion, as is whether or not we have a manager remotely capable of getting a tune out of them.)
I dunno, Dave. Diaz is doing well in Munich, but before he went there were plenty clamoring for us to get rid of him (and there were plenty of matches where he was almost as frustrating as Gakpo.) We moved him on and broke our transfer record repeatedly afterwards.
Meme of the year.
Remember that fraud was staying right up until he wasn't. The second Klopp gave them the green light, Brodge was shot out of a cannon.
He has no fucks to give. He likely knows he's not getting a new contract, he's not even moved his family to Liverpool almost two years in. As far as he's concerned he's getting paid whether he stays or not. Probably wants to be let go so he can do a few months in Ibiza on paid gardening leave.
"He's not the leader of the free world, he's a very naughty boy."
Wow. Mel Reddy's LITERALLY gotten cutthroat these days!!!
I missed the almost siege mentality Klopp created. Essentially "Yeah look, we're fucked but FUCK IT WE FIGHT ON and we NEVER give up!!!!!"
Now we have Slot sitting there shrugging, and telling us he wouldn't bring on someone like Mo while losing because "We were never going to score."
Hodgson 2.0
"Let he who is without sin not have to pay for the doordash, and not have to tip. And I say unto thee, I made the best doordash order, verily. The Lord sayeth so, the best, nobody doth do it better than me. And the Lord also sayeth I have the biggest hands, and I should go unto Iran and invade."
Oh Trev, I feel your pain.
NAAH MATE. STAH TREK WAS JUST A COPY OF DOCTOR 'OO INNIT, WIFF BITS FROM EASTENDERS.
FACT.
No they don't. That's fake news.
Oh. Wait...
The graphics almost make it better, it really highlights how the defenders, midfielders, and forwards were absolutely on the same page on the press. Literally like they were physically attached by the lines.
