Whatever happened to Him shutting down the new Windsor-Detroit bridge? I'm guessing His meds kicked in but can find no new news online.
#EpsteinFiles
#DozeyDonald
#Trump
#Windsor-DetroitBridge
#Meds
#TeddyDoosevelt
"This is fantastic," says MapleMaga as he fills up his gastank and breathes through his mouth.
#TanksAlot
#GasPrices
#Mouthbreather
#NoNewWars
#Obliterated
Breaking: President sends security team to new Trump Gordie Howe Bridge:
#Bridge
#GordieHoweBridge
#IdiotPresident
#Trump
For the record, I've ALWAYS thought that Kid Rock's music sucked.
Greasy lookin' 40oz pourin' sonofabitch!
#Sonofabitch
#KidRock
Oh, boy! The right are going to hate this! You know, because they're so strong and unoffendable?
#BadBunny
#Superbowl
Watching Question Period: All the politicos are fighting about food prices.
Are *ANY* of them blaming corporate greed and yearly CEO bonuses in the multi-millions?
No. No, they are not.
#EatTheRich
#KillThePoor
#CorporateGreed
#QuestionPeriod
Buzz says the super-ready-to-collapse-any-minute-now roof at the ontario science center is still 100% roofing even after 50+ centimeters of snow in Toronto.
Weird to think that Doug would have gotten it $o wrong for $ome rea$on.
Unless....it was all a lie.
#DougFord
#OSC
#DougFordIsCrooked
Doug Ford talking about "not being consulted" and being "disrespected."
That's rich. Bee-eating putz.
#DougFord
#DougFordIsCrooked
#FordGovernment
"Carney has to support our auto jobs first. I wasn't even consulted about this. Ontario first," shouts Doug Ford, who leased Ontario Place to an Austrian company for 99 years with barely a step of consultation even though, like...nobody wants a damn spa there anyways.
#DougFord
#DougFordIsCrooked
Breaking: Doug Ford briefly emerges from 14 week vacation to foreclose on local orphanage.
#DougFord
#FordGovernment
#Yutz
#DougFordIsCorrupt
It's THE greatest day of the year to remind everybody that Alex Jones is a piss swallowing shit eating mouthbreathing scumbag with the brains of a flea and the balls of a moth.
* sips coffee
#AlexJonesIsScum
#SandyHook
#AlexJones
FIFA can fuck off.
What is with everybody kissing His ass? Weak. Stupid looking sonofabitch.
#FIFA
Doug Ford is a real scumbag.
#DougFord
#FordGovernment
#DougFordIsCrooked
#KillThePoor
#Bill60
Ford is a buffoon. We need to tell HIM to "get a iob" come election time.
At election time, we need to tell Doug Ford to "go find a job."
What absolute filth he is.
Also, Zee Hamid laughing at concerned citizens? Go fuck yourself, Zee.
#DougFord
#DougFordIsCrooked
#ZeeHamid
#Bill60
#KillThePoor
The crew cleaning up all the spit from last night's game are telling management that they'll need an extra couple hours. "It's a full 3 feet of spit in that dugout " a disgusted worker in full protective gear tells CNN.
#Gross
#BlueJays
#Dodgers
#Spitball
#WorldSeries
#Baseball
What kind of bone-headed, fuckfacing moronic shit-eating evil piece of crap stuff is Doug Ford up to today? And don't say "none, it's Sunday," cuz he told you himself he works 7 days a week when he's not on his extended holidays for months in a row.
#DougFordIsCrooked
#Bill60
#FuckFord
#DouFord
Just popping in real quick to remind everybody that Doug Ford is a fucking scumbag.
#DougFord
#DougFordIsCrooked
#DougFordIsCorrupt
#Bill60
#DollarBeers
Star Trek joke!
What's Mr Data's favourite fruit?
Cannotaloupe.
#StarTrek
#MrData
...also...
#DougFordIsCrooked
His motives behind the lies about the #GreenBelt... cash... were as see-though as can be. Now...he's cooked up another scheme for a payola to build speed humps and speed bumps and new signs and pretty flashing lights that WE can all pay for. We have all those things, Doug. Fucking crook.
Doug Ford is corrupt.
Doug Ford is a fucking moron.
Doug Ford is a liar.
Doug Ford is a crook.
#DougFordIsCorrupt
#DougFordIsAFuckingMoron
#DougFordIsALiar
#DougFordIsACrook
#DougFord
#FordGovernment
Watching Him painfully struggle to say "Acetaminophen" while He tells the world how dangerous acetaminophen is in front of RFK and Dr Oz really, really inspires a LOT of confidence.
Still...PersonManWomanCameraTV.
Also, 1 in 12!!
#Bidenesque
#BlitherBlather
#JIMMYKIMMELLIVE!
#Trump
#Autism
Hey, if anybody sees Pete Hoekstra today, be sure to tell him to go fuck himself.
Fucking tool.
#PeteHoekstra
#AmbassadorPeteHoekstra
Everybody's proud and happy for Victoria Mboko. Everybody but Naomi Osaka. The chip on her shoulder must have a chip on its shoulder.
#Soupuss #PoorSport
#Mboko
#TennisAnyone
Pete Hoekstra can fuck off! Take your "term of endearment" and cram it with walnuts. Disrespectful son of a bitch.
Kissing his Master's ass.
#PeteHoekstra
#Moron
#CanadaDay
Trivago Guys: proof that disheveled, homeless-looking tourists that drank too much and did way, way too much toilet tank blow last night can still have the olfactory senses to sniff up deals on discount hotel rates.
#Trivago
#Blow
#Disheveled
Sidebar: were they sheveled first?
October 20th. That's a lovely, long summer vacation, Doug!
Still...those teachers, right? Right? Those 2 month summers! Right?
And get that moronic shit-eating grin off of your face.
#DougFordIsCORRUPT
#ShitEatingGrin
#FuckDougFord
#Criminal
What a fucking asshole.
Are the fans at this year's French Open THE most ignorant I've ever seen in 25+ years of watching tennis?
Oui.
"Hey, let's stumble around while they're playing!"
"That's a great idea! And let's never shut up!"
"Fantastic!"
#FrenchOpen
#TennisAnyone?
#FermezLesBouches
#WTA