en mi tumba rip

en la de tim apple:

Un poquito de paz ♥

¿No os pasa que a veces os descubrís malhumorados sin saber muy bien por qué?

Pues cuando os deis cuenta de ello, no esperéis a descubrir el motivo para dejar de comportaros como gilipollas con los demás, que no tienen culpa alguna de vuestra mala hostia.

Netflix empujándonos al estilo de consumo que también nos hizo abandonar

a man with a beard is sitting with his eyes closed and the word thinking is above him Alt: a man with a beard is sitting with his eyes closed and the word thinking is above him

También he aprendido que rabiosa tardo quince minutos menos en llegar a casa.

Callada como una puta tres años y la de cosas que la gente suelta.. #AlInfiernoTodos

a man with gray hair is sitting in front of a window with his hand to his chin Alt: a man with gray hair is sitting in front of a window with his hand to his chin

¿Qué os parece que mi jefe y la arpicompi se siente delante de mi sitio a hablar regulero de mi jefa y de mis compañeros por decisiones que hizo la arpicompi? Porque a mí me suena a otro clavito en el ataúd de mi experiencia en este trabajo..

Patton Oswalt is going to read the third book in the Talisman trilogy. OTHER WORLDS THAN THESE will be out in October. I'm totally stoked that he agreed to do it. Spoiler alert: There's a character in the book who's a stand-up comedian. His name is...Payton Orville.
Coincidence? I think not.

Si alguien no se ha esforzado lo más mínimo en su libro, yo no voy a esforzarme lo más mínimo en leerlo.

Prefiero mil veces una portada cutrilla humana que a alguien que roba el trabajo de otros por pura vagancia.

Además, si lo ha hecho con la portada, lo mismo lo ha hecho también con el texto.

Nine Inch Noize - As Alive As You Need Me To Be - Live at Coachella 2026 YouTube video by Coachella

Los has visto en coachella? Buah, yo también quiero verlos en directo
Buen finde igual 😊 youtu.be/Hul0_VpIg4s?...

Nine Inch Noize - YouTube

Nine Inch Nails se alían con Boys Noize en Nine Inch Noize, publicado hoy, para reinterpretar su propio catálogo desde la electrónica más física. Sin temas inéditos, pero con nuevas formas: distorsión, club y reconstrucción que llevan su universo a otro terreno.¡A bailar! 😜
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Temaso, me parece una cover cojonuda..

Tiramisu fraise

\o/ open.spotify.com/track/4IR1Zy...

www.elmundotoday.com/2026/04/tras...

GRRRRRRRRRR..

a man wearing a hat and sunglasses says " my tongue is burning so i feel like a cat doing this Alt: a man wearing a hat and sunglasses says " my tongue is burning so i feel like a cat doing this

Bueno..

a man in a suit and sunglasses is throwing money in the air and saying yeah baby . Alt: a man in a suit and sunglasses is throwing money in the air and saying yeah baby .

Oyoyoyoyoy

Uep! Y este set? QUIERO.

Bender el que ofende 🤖

"Besa mi brillante culo de plástico, cachocarne"

a man in a suit is ironing while wearing headphones and sunglasses and says oh the irony on the ironing board Alt: a man in a suit is ironing while wearing headphones and sunglasses and says oh the irony on the ironing board

He descubierto que tengo un envidia mala a la gente de mi edad y mayor que aún tiene madre.. Pero azota aleatoriamente y me cago en todos mis muertos..

Three tall, slender cobalt-blue glass bottles with flared rims and pointed bases, one decorated with white spiral lines and the others showing patches of weathered surface against a plain light background.

Fascinating world of ancient #glass!

Delicate #Roman unguentaria, vessels used to hold perfume or oil.

Dating 1st century AD.

📷 Landesmuseum Württemberg

🏺

Se me están acumulando emociones y ni hora y media de paseo me quitan esta mierda..

Mi jefa, la que ayer me dijo que me dejo cosas para el último momento y que por eso se me acumulan está poniendose al día con una cosa que me afecta a lo mío. Va por el 15-03.. Y hasta rabo estoy ya, de verdad..

A screenshot of a Hollywood Reporter politics news article. The headline reads, "Dave Chappelle Knocks Republican Party for “Weaponized” Transgender Jokes: “That’s Not What I Was Doing”" The subheadline states, "After being called out for transphobic jokes, the superstar comedian told NPR that Lauren Boebert and other Republicans are politicizing his humor." Below the text is a photo of Chappelle in a black tuxedo speaking at a podium, with a caption noting he is accepting the President's Award at the 2025 NAACP Image Awards.

No, that's exactly what Chappelle was doing and it's why trans people criticized him for doing it.

just the sweetest little pangolin you ever saw

fun fact: no pangolin has ever done a single thing wrong in the entire history of the world

And do not ride the chicken.

the best sweater ever

Trudelturm, Berlin (on film) r/brutalism

Stupid Things 4 comments The Free Press Announces Pop Culture Podcast No One Asked For I have a feeling that this "no-BS" podcast might contain some BS. By Gita Jackson / 14 Apr 2026 The Free Press Announces Pop Culture Podcast No One Asked For Stupid Things / 9 comments It’s Time To Stop Interviewing This Kid The gimmick's worn thin By Nathan Grayson / 14 Apr 2026 It’s Time To Stop Interviewing This Kid AI / 15 comments I Feel Like I’m Going Insane Esquire decided to interview an AI homunculus of a One Piece star instead of the real guy. I cannot believe anyone thought this was a good idea! By Nathan Grayson / 3 Apr 2026 I Feel Like I’m Going Insane AI / 36 comments Nobody Likes Nvidia’s Weird New AI Porn Faces "Art direction on, art direction off" By Nathan Grayson / 16 Mar 2026 Nobody Likes Nvidia’s Weird New AI Porn Faces

just want to point out that @aftermath.site has a dedicated "stupid things" tag that's been getting a real workout today, but which I feel like we've mostly wielded with uncharacteristic restraint. if something receives this tag, you KNOW it's fucking stupid

aftermath.site/tag/stupid-t...

Cardio exercise is important to do so you can identify what dying feels like