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#Epstein

#EpsteinFiles

"Stop calling ICE the Gestapo! ICE is nothing like the Gestapo. Now, let me innumerate all the many ways ICE is exactly like the Gestapo. Thank you for your attention to this matter."

AOC: I want everybody to understand that the cuts to your health care are what’s paying for this. You get screwed over to pay a bunch of thugs in the street that are shooting mothers in the face.

“Mom, what’s for Thanksgiving?”

“We’ll find out when we get to the soup kitchen. Jeffrey Epstein’s ballroom isn’t going to pay for itself.”

Everyday 💙💪🌊

A friend just asked me what I do to stay hopeful and I told him one of my favorite strategies…I stay hopeful by remembering that no one has any idea what the fuck is going to happen, so as long as we don’t know, we gotta do what we can.

Meme: Drawing of a baby rabbit wearing an armoured helmet and leaf armour shawl, carrying a book under one arm, holding a spear with a teapot, hooked onto the metal spearhead that is trident shaped.

Good morning rebels...

For Reals

Well, I think I could live on a comet. South Dakota looks like that half the year anyways

also you all need to see this, because this is something I don't think *anybody* could predict for where this ad goes

imagine explaining to someone 10 years ago that this is about the vice president in 2025

if 5 years ago you told me I'd be interviewed by Rolling Stone about my silly ukulele songs I'd say "ummm I don't play ukulele"

You're a super cool bird and anyone says otherwise, eat them

Vampiric Touch

True dat true dat

Last night I dreamt Elon lost so much money that the bank repossessed his hair.

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Nebraska's state song about to be the "I never thought the leopards would eat my face" song 🐆🐆🐆

That is for sure

Goodnight friends.