Image of a grassy meadow flipped on its side, on the left hand side we see blue skies and clouds, with the meadow beneath, in which beautiful wildflowers are forming a picture of a wistful woman's face. On the right hand side we see beneath the earth, where the roots laid down form the face of a soft-looking bearded man

"I would love to find someone who doesn’t think that ‘a lot’ is ‘too much’ – who loves how *much* I am, and sees that as incredible value for money."

NEW blog post: I want to be loved.

www.girlonthenet.com/blog/i-want-...

Gorgeous art by @stuartcb.bsky.social

I've just watched two people play this on stream and do you know what? This is really fucking good! Deeply stupid. Very funny. I feel gross saying that about my own work but I have just seen people play it! And watched people watch that! This is GOOD!

gonzo the muppet wearing a suit. he is inside an ornate floral frame. below the frame is text that reads "gender failure". the image is textured to look grainy and printed.

gender failure gonzo

This Easter video of an actor in South Korea portraying Jesus who was meant to be lifted 20 feet off the stage is simply the best.

Thanks to @petersagal.bsky.social and #waitwaitnpr for referencing it.

AI ruins so much.

Wait until you learn about “vegetative electron microscopy.”

In a supermarket, a cheap Puzzler Wordsearch Bumper Double Issue magazine with a picture of Cillian Murphy for no obvious reason. He looks like he wasn't expecting the picture and is a little perturbed. Not angry. Just weirded out a bit.

How is it that Cillian Murphy on the cover of this wordsearch magazine has the exact facial expression you imagine he'd make finding out he was on the cover of a wordsearch magazine?

reddit: "I visited my identical twin brother at his college where a lot of his floor didn't know he was a twin. That night he had some people over in his apartment and I hid in the bedroom. Note, he has a beard and I don't. While they were hanging out (and me hiding), he announces to the group that he's tired of his beard and is gonna shave it off, so he escapes to the bedroom where I'm hiding as if to shave. We switch clothes and I walk back out to the group with my bare face. Everyone takes note and, while it's generally an unusual thing to do at a party, nobody thinks much of it. After a bit I announce, "ya know, I kinda miss my beard. I think I'm gonna grow it back". At which point I go to the other room where my bearded twin was hiding. We switch clothes back and he walks back out to the group immediately rebearded. People lost their freaking minds."

What a world

"INCALCULABLE DAMAGE". YOU LITERALLY SAID THAT ABOUT MIGRATION YOU ABSOLUTE SHITHEEL

Why do the Japanese like their buns askew (2026)

Exactly one year ago today:

FFS. Nothing takes me out of a film faster than failure to even do the most basic research. The Statue of Liberty is on an ISLAND. It is not buried in a jaunty angle in the sand.

Street Fighter movie looks silly, as it should. No more gritty video game movies. I don't need to watch Crash Bandicoot dealing with real problems. Trying to get custody of his kids or whatever

Wikipedia entry for Bad Syndrome. Instead of brain there is a dark orb. Example of dark orb with caption "like this."

Here we are again

This morning I witnessed a tryst between Harry Balsak and Kitty Phlaps on the beach. I don't even really understand what the game is but the drama is real

This interview could have been an email

The clips I've seen are batshit lol

How to fix Would I Lie To You: replace Lee Mack and David Mitchell with facial recognition software designed to track microexpressions

I like the same letter one. I fully disappeared into the zone

If you step back, it is truly extraordinary that so many people went to such great lengths and broke so many conventions and risked their political careers and the only outcome of all these efforts and risks was appointing a washed-up old spinner to an ambassadorial post

we've arrived at the prime minister defending himself with "I am so broadly incompetent and totally unaware of my surroundings that I shouldn't be trusted with a car much less the nation". so it's a normal week for keir starmer

Please please please someone ask starmer “mister prime minister which is it, are you corrupt or are you thick?”

Oooh thanks

I say this as I got irked at the start of MapTap that it always starts with a US state but actually the history bit was really cool today (as it almost always is)

What daily puzzles aren't made in the USA? No shade but I'd like to incorporate some that aren't so America centric.

This is the single funniest thing I have ever seen Bluesky staff do.

Post Jay @jay.bsky.team Bluesky is made with Al, the engineers and even some non-engineers use Claude code 4:42 PM • Mar 30, 2026 154 reposts 1.1K quotes 809 likes 176 saves