( A swift regain of composure, politely waving her hand a bit. )

No, no. it’s fine, it’s just.. annoying. i can handle it.

( flicking it over to the other. )

yeah man take it

( immediately sitting up , nervously grinning. )

Yeah— ! perfectly fine. Just having a headache.

???????? dude who put a jalapeño popper on my desk

oh my god shut up shut up shut up

dude sometimes watching the civilians is like a soap opera.

( shhh don’t leak admin secrets )

working minimum wage !

bad news the elevator broke

dude. do they even know about doctor phil. i need to ask at some point.

i wonder if my coworkers know about the Ranch.

• LAYOUT INFO ;

PFP : whitetea2007

BANNER : literallyamuffin

(if the banner changes it will be white tea’s art. )

i hardly come here that isn’t a deciding factor

you’re a buzzkill do you know that

. . .

( grips them tighter. )

release me

i keep getting asked out … ladies, ladies. there’s plenty of me to go around.

it’s just sort of glitchy. still works fine, it just looks weird sometimes. you know how it is

OH! oh , of course man. sorry, i’ve been having to do actual food service work because we don’t have a lot of staff.

you’re always welcome! just.. don’t mind the weird thing the floor does. it’s a little broken.

i’m not sure if that obeys the laws of hygiene for food service

because. it was farm themed.

but now it isn’t, but the name is funny

. . .

i opened a restaurant, Doomsy! it’s called the cow corner and it’s awesome

the cow corner is making big headlines … my cup overfloweth or whatever those poetic motherfuckers say

( A gentle amused scoff, patting the others’ shoulder. A smile on her face. )

Don’t worry so much, you don’t gotta get all serious about that stuff. I don’t think anyone would do that anyways.

And if they did, i’m totes capable of making them regret it, sweetiepie.

when you don’t really care is when you can have the most fun! if they try to hit me so what, i’ll hit back <3 that’s life.

but i get it, i can just do enough for the both of us.

they’re a funny little morale booster! and the rule is nothing harmful… i think i’ve managed to comply rather well, honey!

everywhere i reside shall have the babies .. i ordered more to the house

see i left the babies but i don’t know who left the monopoly piece in the ground coffee so that’s life