Stay riiiiight there, I’ll deliver your present shortly 😏

could the trees PLEASE stop trying to fuck my sinussy tho 😭 this pollen is killing me

mcm and whatnot

meet me at the bsky piss pool 💛

sign me up, I’m free all week

the only thing that would be strong enough to beat modafinil would be benzos 🤣

I think there are just many more pussy toys than butthole toys unless you’re shopping at a queer sex shop

and I think most guys care more about how it feels than what it looks like

(when I use a toy it’s not part of a fantasy, it’s just a means for sensation, so it’s not anything-shaped)

the problem with taking a sleep suppressant with a 14 hour duration of action is that you end up exhausted but unable to sleep after the thing you had to be awake for, so you’re just a couch zombie the rest of the day

thank you for coming to my TED talk

😏

tired, content, and pretty! 😍

the EDC fomo is hitting hard 😭

👉👈

as someone that has always used em-dashes, its use as an AI detector is devastating 😭

did my lil lifty lifts

likewise!

peek-a-boo

Outbreak. I was 11.

if your customers need AI to decipher your menu, perhaps you have other problems

in the city of seattle only 40% of residents even rate the police as “legitimate”

I don’t think that’s a valid question in voir dire here because prosecutors wouldn’t have enough strikes for everyone that says yes

gurl same!! my summons arrived yesterday. I get that I have a civic duty but I also need to pay my rent 🫠

It is but I’m doing ok! I’m just trying to be more realistic about what I have time for, and I often get too optimistic when folks ask to make plans.

👃👃

That said, I’m still going to bar events!

So please say hi if you see me out, because it is likely to be the only social/sexual space I’ll have.

And please don’t read into my lack of availability as a lack of interest. While that is always a possibility, the signals aren’t reliable right now.

if you know me IRL, or would like to know me IRL…

I am currently at capacity.

I have a show, I’m frantically job hunting, and I’m moving (and downsizing from 2300 sq ft to 800), all while trying to stay healthy and get fitter.

I probably can’t hang out or hook up for a few months 😞

allergies and tech week have me feeling like a fucking zombie

you are too friggin cute! get in my bed ☺️

please stop making this woman sound delicious

naked night @ CCs!
@papertowels.bsky.social

this, or my fist 😈