I'm honestly shocked that Kash Patel did something he said he was going to do.

We have a commemorative t-shirt now.
bsky.app/profile/fuck...

We have a commemorative t-shirt now. bsky.app/profile/fuck...

Strait of Vermouth by rememberthecant Why bother with accuracy when you can get drunk?

Brand new design to celebrate being drunk!

www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/9084...

Open the Fuckin' Strait — Satellite by rememberthecant A geographical record of one of the world's most strategically important waterways — now also culturally significant. For geography teachers, map lovers, and anyone who knows their straits from their ...

Still relevant.

www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/9058...

Gay of Hormuz (Dark) by rememberthecant Why should the Straits have all the fun?

Also available in dark colors: www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/9074...

bsky.app/profile/fuck...

Gay of Hormuz (Light) by rememberthecant Why should the straits have all the fun?

New design in the store to celebrate the Strait being opened! www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/9074...

All Strait of Hormuz shirts are 30% off for the next 20 hours: bsky.app/profile/fuck...

I don't support pedophiles.

We have shirts. fuckinstrait.com

This is the Strait of Hormuz. The President would like it opened. Immediately. I think we all would.

It is no longer available.

The President of the United States posted "open the fuckin strait" on Truth Social and I want you to know that fuckinstrait.com was available.