Can you blame me for messing up?

I am VERY clearly a DRAGON

no

Do I LOOK like a Findom to you?

Bubble wrap means God exists, right?

Do I really look like a Fox?

My jacket is better than the maid outfit, right?

Is this what you all wanted?

Can you guys stop regrowing my hair

Does anyone else get this reference?

Do you approve of Chats outfit choice?

The reason Im thick

I am a grown man having fun

Who has committed this crime?

This is NOT what I meant

How I helped myself feel less Depressed

Fried Spam IS AMAZING

Modern Texting has Ruined communication

Growing up is loving Oatmeal Raisin cookies

What happened when I stood up for 3 DAYS

Reheated Mac and Cheese is a CRIME

Why do Super Markets keep moving stuff around?

Your WRONG if you dont use blackberry Jelly for a PB&J

Why the f does Sparkling Water even Exist

True maturity is understanding the desire for this:

Sitting all by your bonesome?

I got a question for everyone about love

Can you get me out of here?

How to deal with a Migraine

FACT: Cats are 6 or 7 times better than dogs