I’d like to die.

huh that’s weird

actual shit for brains

just want this for us

Just searched "Why does Hershey's Milk Chocolate taste like that?" - still no answer. 😰

The reasonable presumption is Melania was trying to get in front of something, but shouldn't entirely discount the always-present possibility that these people often do random things that don't make any sense simply because they have poor impulse control and don't understand how anything works.

a close up of a gollum from the lord of the rings with a very angry look on his face Alt: a close up of a gollum from the lord of the rings with a very angry look on his face

Social media apps as Lord of the Rings characters, a thread:

Twitter: Twitter is Gollum. Began as a normal halfling. Overexposure to evil left it thin and stretched and bitter.

Fun to just go about your normal day doing normal stuff living your normal life all while wondering if the president is going to destroy an entire civilization in a few hours.

Tweet from Donald J. Trump about societal change, revolution, and the future of Iran, dated April 7, 2026.

We need to remove President Donald Trump from office, today, before the United States commits an unspeakable war crime we can never come back from.

There’s always enough money for wars, for ICE, for billionaires.

Just not for you.

No Kings! A puppet of Trump in a prison uniform at No Kings in Haverhill, MA

A Frog! at No Kings in Haverhill, MA

Sign at No Kings in Haverhill, MA NOT VOTING IS THE #1 CAUSE OF UNWANTED PRESIDENCIES

sign at No Kings in Haverhill, MA MAKE ORWELL FICTION AGAIN

It was cold out there but No Kings in Haverhill, MA this morning was awesome!

#NoKings

When twitter was perceived as liberal it was a bubble and people should not take it seriously. But now that it's a cesspool of right-wing propaganda it's the Soul of America and the libs ignore it at their peril

Bundt cake with white icing, surrounded by baking ingredients and a 7UP Lemon Lime soda bottle on a white kitchen counter.

Got a random urge for 7Up cake, which I haven't had or thought of in probably close to 20 years. Why? Who knows! The human brain is a strange mystery! All I know is now I gotta find or make some 7Up cake, stat. https://www.7up.com/en/recipes/7up-bundt-cake

Project Hail Mary poster

Project Hail Mary might be my favorite movie of the last 10+ years. A beautiful story, and an equally beautiful movie. See it on the biggest screen you can!

I tend not to post these moments very much anymore because I'm tired, but wow.

Ally Sheedy's 'makeover' in The Breakfast Club with the text DLSS 5 OFF and DLSS 5 ON.

when digital foundry comes out in favour of the most dogshit filtering technology you've ever seen in your life

MacBook Neo review: the Mac for the masses The “it just works” laptop, for $599.

🎁 Gift link: www.theverge.com/tech/891741/...

The book is absolutely gorgeous, for what it’s worth - so glad I didn’t go with the eBook version!

The book is absolutely gorgeous, for what it’s worth - so glad I didn’t go with the eBook version!

The book Apple The First 50 Years in front of a bookshelf

My copy of “Apple: The First 50 Years” by David Pogue got delivered by my local bookstore today, a little early)! Can’t wait to dig into this. #apple

Cricket smiling down from heaven at this

Sayonara dog killer. You still must be prosecuted.

Corrupt and inept. Thankfully inept, but still, corrupt as fuck.

...and its just $499 for EDU! At that price, I might just pick one up to play around with. 🙈

The first generation MacBook Neo has one too many compromises for me to recommend to most people - No USB 4.0? a USB 2.0 port? 8GB of RAM? - but a second generation version with those addressed would be a KILLER little laptop for the average user.

And it’s […]

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Not a huge fan of the "MacBook Neo" name. what is Neo supposed to imply to me as the customer, beyond a vaguely cool sounding word in a very early-2000s way? https://mastodon.social/@macrumors/116165846995912452

These guys were selling t-shirts until they needed a war to cover up the intentional damage they did to the economy and the president's involvement in a pedophilia scandal.

There's much to say about what's going on, but what strikes me the most is just how embarrassing he is. The guy who launched an illegal attack that will lead to war and the likely destabilization of much of the Middle East for no real reason is posting like a middle schooler struggling with English.