Depending on where you are, it's either Happy Egg Day or Happy #MXMonday. Either way, enjoy some dumb gear toys 😈⚙️

🟡 @astra.blue / 🟠 @ducky.ws

As of 30-Jan-2026, this account is no longer active. Follow 👉 @ducky.ws 👈 to continue to receive updates.

I replaced my did:plc identity for a did:web, but an inability to migrate between DIDs means I could not automatically migrate followers.

Posts below will remain for archive purposes 👇

remember to tailplug your submissive doggos when not in use 🐕

A person (it/its) in full hi-viz stood in a room. Its gear consists of a green hi-viz jacket (with a green hi-viz vest and dark T-shirt underneath, not visible), green hi-viz overall trousers (with grey Site cargo trousers underneath, not visible), black Site work boots, grey work gloves, and an orange hard-hat with built-in ear protectors and mesh visor, with the ear protectors down and the visor swung up, along with a full-face black face scarf and black tactical goggles. Its left hand is grabbing its crotch.

Strap in, loser. It's #FullCoverageFriday. Your fate is sealed. 🤐

dude i just made an account on upscrolled. yeah you can follow me on mesmerized. no dude this is my account on poodunk. you can subscribe to me on verdant. oh my private is on cuscuz. you can find me on cuscuz. everyone is at cuscuz now after poodunk's ceo started posting hitler quotes. im on poob

a dog is sitting in the driver 's seat of a car with its mouth open . ALT: a dog is sitting in the driver 's seat of a car with its mouth open .

mornin' 6am crew

Extremely thick fog on a barren country lane. A car — a 2011 Renault Twingo 1.2T Gordini — is parked up at the side of the road, with its lights and rear fog light on.

bit foggy innit

One of my favourite ways of showing how small I am is looking in any of my car's and seeing how far forward the driver seat is 🫣

A person (it/its) stood in a room looking down at itself, naked, except for white Sk8erboy football socks, a white/red Aussiebum jockstrap, a red 9FORTY cap, and a metal chain collar around its neck. It's body is average, with a nearly toned look. Behind it is a Blåhaj sat on a cardboard box.

64.5kg. My BMI is nearly in healthy 🤩

“They could never make something like this today, because of woke”
>look inside
>something that would absolutely still be made today

A human pup (it/its; @ducky.ws) on all fours, wearing a tailplug, orange pup hood, orange football socks, an orange harness/jockstrap combo, sucking off a person (he/him; @baika.bsky.social) wearing a Spiderman suit.

The front is covered... but the back needs attention 😉 #HumpDay

🕷️ @baika.bsky.social / 🟠 @ducky.ws

prankers stress test it?

no they don't

#atproto nerds stress test it

helpful heuristic: actual active user statistics for Bluesky that accounts for lurkers is firehose-visible active users times two

so actual MAU is around 12M, DAU around 3M

bskycharts.edavis.dev/edavis.dev/b...

is the AppView being wonky or is my PDS being wonky #atproto

A quiet university area at a pedestrian crossing with a van — a 2022 Maxus eTGE — parked at one side. Photo is taken from another van — a 2022 MAN eTGE — on the road.

Remember, give way to other vehicles at safety crossings 👍

please don't do this to me

Android's full desktop interface leaks: New status bar, Chrome Extensions, more [Video] A Google bug report on the Chromium Issue Tracker today has inadvertently leaked the Android desktop interface for the first time.

it has taken a long time, with many circuitous routes, but it looks like we are almost there

9to5google.com/2026/01/27/a...

either i'm slowly losing followers on my old account (4.4k -> 4.2k), or a bunch of bots have been suspended 🤔

Screenshot of the classic transformers cartoon. Starscream is standing on the shoulder of the huge transformer Bruticus ordering him about

When the couple is a small Dom with tall sub:

a woman wearing an orange t-shirt says but i can 't help it that i 'm popular Alt: "But I can't help it that I'm popular."

people who put their follower count in their name

A still from an episode of SpongeBob SquarePants with a fish dragging himself into The Krusty Krab.

logging onto bsky dot app after almost 24 hours

How to talk to someone who uses any/all pronouns in bed.

Good Boy
Good Girl
Good Superstar DJ.
Here We Go

A person (it/its) ass-up-face-down on a bed, wearing only white/red football socks and a grey cap worn backwards.

[ holebrained ]

Two people in full Motocross gear on-top of and groping each other on a sofa.

Gear up. It's #MXMonday.

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