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Posts by Shanski Gee

This Is Just To Say

I have turned off
the AI features
that were in
the update

and which
you were probably
hoping
to monetize

Fuck you
they were stupid
so unnecessary
and so annoying

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"Weird Al" Yankovic is sitting in the captain's chair on the bridge of the Enterprise D, leaning to one side with his arms and one leg in the air as if the ship is experiencing turbulence.

"Weird Al" Yankovic is sitting in the captain's chair on the bridge of the Enterprise D, leaning to one side with his arms and one leg in the air as if the ship is experiencing turbulence.

Was hunting down photos to use for the daily WeirdTreks, and came upon this photo that actually shows Al on the bridge of the Enterprise D!

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What a sweet face!

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NASA just dropped this image of Artemis II astronaut Christina Koch looking back at us. The first woman to ever see our planet in its entirety. I’m not crying you’re crying 🥹🔭🧪 📸: NASA

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An adorable tabby cat is hunkered down in an acid green tote bag

An adorable tabby cat is hunkered down in an acid green tote bag

This #Caturday Bearcat wants to know where I'm going and will I be home in time for dinner

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A half selfie showing a person from the nose up, wearing glasses and a purple bandana holding back fluffy dark hair. The background is a completely empty gym. Squat racks, cable machines, hip and leg curl machines are freeeee and unclaimed. So many machines but only one body to claim them

A half selfie showing a person from the nose up, wearing glasses and a purple bandana holding back fluffy dark hair. The background is a completely empty gym. Squat racks, cable machines, hip and leg curl machines are freeeee and unclaimed. So many machines but only one body to claim them

On Sunday before 8am all the sensible people are still in bed

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A brown tabby cat is curled on a blanket-covered lap. She has a sweet face and stubbornly refuses to look at the camera.

A brown tabby cat is curled on a blanket-covered lap. She has a sweet face and stubbornly refuses to look at the camera.

Happy Caturday, one and all
#caturday #tabbyCat #standardIssueCat

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Yaaaaay

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$8.50 today I mean!

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When I was in college way back in the early 2000s an econ professor said $5/gallon gas was the threshold for the sort of structural changes that would free people from cars (my phrasing not his). Per a random calculator I found online, $5 then is like $8.50. 🤦🏻

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This would have been my suggestion! Any excuse for a fancy dress

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DS9's promenade

DS9's promenade

Wouldn't you rather live somewhere within a fifteen minute walk to your workplace, food, retail, and healthcare provider

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There's a joke about the (white people) cuisine of the Midwest US: the 3 spices are salt, pepper, and ketchup. And my mom is from the northwest US and thinks garam masala is "exotic". 🤷🏻 I have always assumed this is the perspective of older folks! Not sure if that's true

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Little Captain Janeway is recommending you for a promotion for good judgement and decisive leadership

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A brown tabby cat with green eyes sits on a chair at a kitchen table. She stares intently at the camera like it's made of cheese

A brown tabby cat with green eyes sits on a chair at a kitchen table. She stares intently at the camera like it's made of cheese

She acts like she's never, ever been fed

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A brown tabby cat with green eyes peers out from under a gray tablecloth. Half of her face is hidden under the cloth. Her whiskers are standing at attention as she eagerly awaits a moment of weakness or inattention.

A brown tabby cat with green eyes peers out from under a gray tablecloth. Half of her face is hidden under the cloth. Her whiskers are standing at attention as she eagerly awaits a moment of weakness or inattention.

On this #Caturday I am eating a tuna sandwich, which is never a lonely activity, since Little Captain Janeway's tuna scanners are always on high alert.

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For sure, if you are scheming you are planning something nefarious! Unless it's a color scheme, then scheme is just a synonym for palette

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In less than a week the Kennedy Center has effectively closed and our local DC paper has been gutted, both by billionaires.

I don’t think immigrants are our problem in this country.

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Artificial insemination is the first AI I knew of 🤷🏻

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A bright spot amidst the doom scrolling

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Totally, in the US we'd just call it a chicken sandwich! If the meat was ground and shaped into a patty, then it would be a chicken burger. 🤷🏻

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Sally has the best recipes!

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Yes! That's why we put the lid on the butter dish, then put the dish in the cupboard! I hope the cats enjoyed the treat

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He left the butter UNCOVERED. In this economy. I'm surprised both cats weren't gnawing at it and refusing to let go.

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An entire previously brand new stick of butter sits on a metal butter dish. The top is lightly scratched all over, in exactly the size and shape of a cat tongue.

An entire previously brand new stick of butter sits on a metal butter dish. The top is lightly scratched all over, in exactly the size and shape of a cat tongue.

Husband came downstairs with the butter dish and a puzzled look on his face, to ask if the cats had been with me for the last 15 minutes. He showed me the butter. I am certain both cats were not with me. #GiveMeButterOrGiveMeDeath

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Living my best indoor cat life this morning: pancakes for breakfast followed by a cup of tea, classical radio station playing, cozy blanket, good book.

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Furikake is the best!

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Yaaaaay!

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