Honestly. Candy's staying in business when they were just copying Bonnie and I down to the letter...

𝗛𝗼𝘄 𝗱𝗼 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝘆 𝘀𝗹𝗲𝗲𝗽 𝗮𝘁 𝗻𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁?

[ VC (Very Canon) ]

The price is now 400 tokens because we have two people fighting for the single edible we have left.

Yeah yeah yeah, Vinnie's REAL ORIGINAL for that SHTICK!

Don't forget who haunted kids' dreams first, you hack.

[ NC ]

Fredboof's Family Diner Now Selling Edibles 100 Tokens

[ Going slack as soon as she looks.

...
Though, for a moment, it looks like a pinprick of light tried to wink at her. ]

You can't 𝙥𝙤𝙨𝙨𝙞𝙗𝙡𝙮 have any nightmares..
if you
can't
sleep.

This sentiment is backed by True Fanverse Patriots!

Well, overlooking the fact you can overheat?

[ ...It's a miracle he's even functional now, really, but Fritz is, as it is said, a "different beast". ]

...
I suppose there's not that much reason? Some of the new faces are a bit sensitive to the temperature, too. If it's fine for you, though...

⁣　　⁣
　　𝚝𝚞𝚛𝚗 𝚖𝚢 𝚕𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝𝚜 𝚍𝚘𝚠𝚗 𝚕𝚘𝚠, 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚛𝚘𝚛 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚠,⁣
　　⁣
　　𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚒'𝚕𝚕 𝚠𝚊𝚒𝚝 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚒𝚗 𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚎⁣
　　⁣

Close enough! Welcome back, Sugar! Hee hee.

There's more "fantasy and fun" where I come from.

(NC)

Ancient bear-ial ground ceremony to revive Henry so he can atone for his crimes a little longer? Thoughts?

I'm only having fun.

Ain't that the truth!

Theeere it is. Cleanup on CAM 02. Please step aside.

[ Riding a janitor... trolley cart. Thing. You know the type. He seems to be rowing with the handle of a mop. ]

...

I'll get the mop. I know how this ends.

[ sigh... ]

Where's Clark when you need him...

Grown man saying "teehee" by the way.

... You don't suppose the owl's got any chance of showing up between today and the global power crisis Y2K promised me twenty-something years ago, do you?

Oh, yeah, that was bound to happen eventually. Before the Mike people actually recognize, though? Golly. You'd think they were trying to make a point about it!

[ It's unrelated. Nothing. ]

[ ... ]

[ Surely. ]

[ Must've been the wind. ]

I also think something might not be right upstairs, but they don't pay me to do any thinking! Heehee.

I asked the boss about the pickles a while ago. He told me (in a German accent like very very old-school Wario) "company morale was so low this was the only thing I could think of to make it better for our staff," (voice returning to normal) and I think that might make him the nicest man alive.

Fredbear spinning a hand next to his head to suggest Jeremy is fucking craaaazyyyy

[ doing this when jeremy looks away ]

Yeah! Totally.

[ It's a plushie. What is it supposed to do, hold a full conversation? ]

[ Back to work, cadet. ]

- temp pinned -

" ..𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦'𝘴 𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵𝘢 𝘣𝘦 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨, 𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵?
𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦. "