What do gloryholes and police hotlines have in common?

Anonymous tips.

Oh I have made my feelings about Woodside known to them many times. Dodgy cunts even removed questions from the members survey about Woodside.

People write good job on cards, because they can't spell congrajulashuns.

"miss ur loads" "miss u loads**"

Careful with what you type

Fuck yeah I got introduced on the weekend

Would you rather have your farts be super loud and smell like nothing or be silent and smell HORRIBLE?

If a Skinny Coffee is made with skim milk, why don't we call it skimmy? Or make it with skin milk?

Sports BlueSky!
Quote post (or copy paste) with your favourite teams:
#AFL - Fremantle Dockers
#ALeague - Melbourne Victory
#BBL - Melbourne Renegades
#NBL - could not give less fucks
#WNBL - Geelong United
#ABL - Melbourne Aces (as of like 3 days ago)

Goddammit. I'll try again in another 6 months

So I've been away from here for a minute, did "skeeting" ever stick?

No. Sweet dreams

My Self Esteem Is Straight Up Not Having A Good Time Bro Peter Gilroy GIF ALT: My Self Esteem Is Straight Up Not Having A Good Time Bro Peter Gilroy GIF

Takes a special kind of loser to get stood up 3 times in 2 days.

Trent Reznor in a black leather jacket, smiling broadly at someone just off camera. Taken from the recent GQ interview with him and Atticus Ross.

Your timeline has been blessed by the extraordinarily rare SMILING REZNOR. Repost to spread his mirth!

Would you rather poop in the only toilet at a party, knowing you'll probably clog it, or poop in the bushes in the backyard?

Please hurry. Time sensitive question.

Would you rather have everyone you know be able to read your thoughts or everyone you know have access to your internet history?

Would you rather watch your parents have sex every day for the rest of your life or join in once and make it stop?

Hello

Has bluesky got dms or group chats yet?

This is fuuuuucked.

Hello Bsky. Time for my fortnightly "I should post here more" post. And then I don't.

Happy birthday!!

Oh hi bsky long time no chat. What's up

"Why do they call him Ethan Hunt when his name is Tom Cruise and that is SO MUCH COOLER"

This has been film critique corner with the 9yo.

Haven't skeeted in a while. Just checking in.

Also not 100% sold on "skeet"

I have no recollection of skeeting this

Hello bluesky I love you even though you're not twitter xoxoxox

Fucks sake. Perfect description of my night last night.

You don't know where I am rn

Hellooooo