A parody of their misogyny would look like this. Their actual misogyny. It can’t be parodied, because the parody is the thing. It’s a setup without a punchline & a punchline without a setup. No wonder we are all going mad.
what if i fucking kill you
one of the ways the mid to late 20th century political world has distorted the historical memories of even sophisticated observers is in the idea that you can achieve major transformations of american political life through something like bipartisan consensus
If we require they be there, we should provide for all their needs while they are. Also it’s just a good thing to do, making a kid be hungry is some sociopath shit
I am once again forced to live with the knowledge I will never be as effortlessly cool or stylish as Colman Domingo
Dunked on this yesterday but in reality the first order of business needs to be punishment. I'm not kidding. We can't start fixing anything until we punish, and punish hard, the people who put us here. That needs to be done to send a message. And if we don't punish, nothing else will matter.
Drag queen pirate ship for sure. Not even a choice. There’s a solid joke here about Divine and the poop deck but my mind is too consumed by the gruesome visual of Leatherface working the pole like his college tuition depends on it
Looks like an old man in a Coen Bros movie where the joke is he just ages but never dies & people recoil in terror just having to shake his withered, ghoulish hand for fear the impotent specter of death within him will take them instead just to get a win
A truly terrific read if you have the time 👇🔥
Part of why I’m saying this is I’m rewatching DS9 with my wife (her first time) and in Fletcher’s first scene my wife literally exclaimed “oh she’s THAT bitch” & had an instant understanding of the character. Goals, fears, thought process, just instantly clear but never stated in the dialogue
Kai Winn just appears fully formed. You know she’s condescending, self-righteous, hypocritical, power-tripping, attention-seeking, manipulative bitch from 3 sentences. It’s really impressive how quickly you KNOW this woman as well as the series regulars. Because of Louise Fletcher
What I love about Louise Fletcher’s performance as Kai Winn in Star Trek: DS9 is it’s 90% her line reading. She first appears & from Fletcher’s delivery of just 3 lines you go “oh she’s THAT bitch.” You instantly detest her character & can say exactly why even though the she hasn’t done a thing yet
I feel like enough time has passed to officially put this in the “dad movie hall of fame. This is the sort of thing dads will happily watch on TNT for the next twenty years
Everyone is obsessed over who wears the pants in a relationship, when the discussion should really be about why, between the both of you, there is only one pair of pants
The alt text technically making this post both is just *chefs kiss*
had to be done
I wanna say Buzzfeed Listicles, whenever that was. Ranking things was never about the things. It was always about getting people to comment or repost with why they thought the list was wrong. Once that got Buzzfeed engagement, the rage bait model went EVERYWHERE
We live in a 1980s snobs versus slobs comedy but it's one where the bad guys who bet $1 between themselves just to see if they could destroy your life and make you poor wind up winning in the end
“In a row?”
- Clerks 36:12
Anyone wanna go set something afoot at the Circle K with me?
It doesn’t bode well for our society that Bryan Cranston & Vince Gilligan are having to spend the remainder of their professional lives explaining to fans of their show that Skylor is NOT the villain; Walt is the villain & Skylor is a woman betrayed in every way possible by her monster of a husband
Three people you don't want to get into a public beef with are Kendrick, Isaac Chotiner, and The Pope
everyone forgets that Raul Julia delivered the “for me it was Tuesday” line 100% earnestly, in context it’s ice cold. given the vibe of the 2026 Street Fighter movie, in an MCUified world of cinema, I’m sure they’ll recreate that line and then have the comic relief guy respond like ”but it’s Monday”
"I out pizza'd the Hut," I scream as federal agents push me into a black SUV
Cartoon of man exasperatedly throwing his hands up and saying "I guess"
Millions of lapsed Catholics realizing that they have become realigned with the Pope against their will
priest: and so wise king solomon said “i will cut the baby in half”
me: ohhh. i get it. baby was a worm
priest: no it was a test
me: risky test. what if he’s not a worm
JD Vance telling Jared Kushner how to kiss Trump’s ass for personal gain
And I’ve seen rare things that could go for hundreds online in random strip mall toy stores. Collectors are offloading figures in bulk while the inventory of brand new figures are sitting on shelves a lot longer than they used to. So, that’s my recession indicator
