Pierro: "I woke up like dis."

Screenshot of an Instagram story triptych PANEL 1: Save the dates! INSPIRE: AN ONLINE PERFORMING ARTS FESTIVAL BY AND FOR THE AIRBORNE AWARE April 15-19, 2026 View the lineup of events and RSVP at tinyurl.com/InspireFest2026 PANEL 2: The first ever @inspireperformingartsfestival was successful beyond our WILDEST dreams!!! 😭 Over the course of five days, we had over 100 attendees from at least 12 different countries! Heartfelt thanks to everyone who came 💗 We are already planning future events for you... #InspireAirAwareFest PANEL 3: Zoom profile pic of me wearing an N95 respirator and holding Pierro on my lap in a spotlight on a stage. Above the photo it says "INSPIRE FESTIVAL 2026"

A smol dachshund-mix standing on a bed and looking sleepy. Caption below him reads: ok that is nice mom but now u can go back to giving all ur attention to me

That's a wrap on #InspireAirAwareFest and we are absolutely BLOWN AWAY by the response we got!!! 🥹 Thank you *so* much to everyone who participated - more events to come! Pierro is relieved that I can now resume devoting 100% of my attention to him (as I should).

#covidconscious
#maskup 😷
#covid

He's giving you his serious face.

There is a nasty bug going around Broadwat right now. My friend who works at (show name redacted) has been out for over a month with it. (redacted) had a fever of 102 for a few days and finally went home from the hospital yesterday.

This is the new normal: theatre workers destroying their health to keep working. When will they demand safer working conditions. #cleantheair

Dax Shepard is the Max Power of CCH Pounders.

"Cheddar Cheese Hamburger was my father. Please, call me CCH."

I think everything started going wrong when songs stopped having saxophone solos.

SPECIAL ENCORE PRESENTATION: WAKE UP AND SMELL THE COVID PRODUCED BY HEPA (HOLY EROTIC PROPAGANDA ARSON) SATURDAY, APRIL 18 2 PM ET/1 PM CT/12 NOON MT/11 AM PT THIS EVENT IS PART OF INSPIRE: A PERFORMING ARTS FESTIVAL BY AND FOR THE AIRBORNE AWARE FREE EVENT - TIPS WELCOME

FREE SHOW! TIPS WELCOME RON PLACONE'S ANTI-FASCIST PASTA NIGHT * *PASTA NOT ACTUALLY INCLUDED WITH ASL INTERPRETATION A NEW 1-HOUR STANDUP COMEDY SPECIAL BY RON PLACONE WITH MO MORA LIVE OVER ZOOM - SATURDAY, APRIL 18 6 PM ET/5 PM CT/4 PM MT/3 PM PT THIS EVENT IS PART OF INSPIRE: A PERFORMING ARTS FESTIVAL BY AND FOR THE AIRBORNE AWARE

We had FIFTY-FIVE PEOPLE on the Zoom for last night's #InspireAirAwareFest Open Mic! 🤯 And that was with basically all of Europe knocked out since it started at 8pm ET! All ten folks who performed were BONKERS talented! Today's events: Wake Up and Smell the COVID and Anti-Fascist Pasta Night! ☕️😷🍝

What tf is that long, flat thing?

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They could have gone with "The Pocket Wife."

Fact.

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Look at him! FREEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Strong "Sir, this is a Wendy's" energy.

HOW DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT THE BUNNY?!?!?!?!?

Gwen Stefani 1995: "...they won't let me drive late at night."
Gwen Stefani 2025: "Jesus, take the wheel."

a woman with curly hair is saying i love bread Alt: Oprah saying "I love bread."

Bread is risen!

Same aristocratic bearing on both.

Renaisance painting of a young noble.

Ouch! I hope your toe is okay.

Therapy bits!

He can also appreciate the album cover art.

Text with music notes that says "Small dog, you better take care if I find you've been poopin' 'round my back stairs." and the reply, "Gordon would be proud."

One of the many.

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