I didn't know we were expecting a new video. This is perfect! I just started a new knitting project 🖤

Finally finished the blanket I've been working on for over a year.

This is how you make a possum bark 🥵

I hate that I actually love plain almonds but everytime I eat them I hear some influencer in my head go "Isn't that better than a donut?" And I have to drink a Mountain Dew so I don't kill myself.

If I ever open a business I will have a dedicated parking spot for German cars. It won't be anything special, but I will find a way to make it smell like farts

Me: "Idk. I'm not very smart. I know nothing."
Also me: *is literally a scientist*

Why do the porn bots only follow my SFW account? Go away. Or better yet go here: @vanquishedfur.bsky.social

I wanna draw the Corn Flakes Roster frosting Tony the Tiger, but I don't know how to draw. So if you can draw, here's a free idea. I call it "breakfast in bed".

This goes hard

Omg if I got a micro commission I could be a mini Van 😂😂

How old do you feel?
-I feel 42 even though I'm literally not even 30 yet.

I actually like Big Mouth and I seriously don't understand why people hate it.

Uterus-grade C4 💥

Couldn't say. I don't really know her

My Apollonian and Dionysian drives are respectively: my basic bitch tendencies and my cringy furry side. I must embrace both to obtain perfect balance ☯️

Uhhhhhg so fluffy and cute it hurts 😭

This dropped 1 month and 2 days before I was born

Those moments mean the world to me. Also I love ruining them by screaming "GAAAAAAAY" in my partner's face when they happen

Healthcare here. My one other irl furry friend is a civil engineer 😅

Should out to lordbob1364 for this gem of a comment

I want to buy a mandolin and make the Ratatouille from the movie so badly, but I know I will 100% injur myself if I use one

Ella Enchanted!!

First night of Chi-Yu and I get 2 Ability Patches and 4 Herba Mystica

Seattle feels walkable compared to Atlanta 😭

I'd have to cast my vote for "A Beer Can Named Desire" Gilbert is such a funny character and it's got a lot of funny and quotable moments.

Truly it's giving Catholic-church levels of not minding your own business.

Bro why do people have to be so fucking dense about poly and non-monogamous people. Like cool you don't want that kind of relationship. That should be the end of the discussion. I don't need to hear about a couple you know that hated each other. Why do you care so much about how other people love?

They used to be good but they changed the recipe and now they're dry. And apparently blue

Musky not cheesy 👌