human "hello ween" tradition

(Rose's speech is entirely gibberish with no translation) jade: "hehehe... i'll take that as a 'yes, jade do it harder <3'" SFX: [slap schlap]

blame it on the horrorterrors... or whatever :)

"um... hi. my name is Joey. we spoke on the phone?"

what if .. ?

too young for this

dont be 2 scared :)

how 2 meet new fronds; step 1:

a yearly tradition

spoooky kitties

2 stupid horny cats

rosekat holding hands kk: "YOU FUCKING REEK" rose: "blah blah blahbh bla hehe blah blargh blah :3"

covering the kat in kissies kk: "DAVE DAVE STOP HER CONTROL YOUR FUCKING SISTER, COWARD"

and just A Dave

kan and a suspiciously green dog cock

horny ass moth

when i get home i wanna make more sprites its so so so so fun

fifi, data, hal, joan without glasses, opal with

i dont think i ever posted these publicly tee hee

aradia and gcatav do exist in this world, but i havent done them yet 🫡

* sometimes wishes they were more like dave
* will stick up for him, even against bro
* loves to be in water, as long and often as they can
* clawkind (was there ever any doubt)

data strider, with and without accessories

full body (slight outdated)

data strider, the chosen hero
* twins (13)
* big tease. loves frustrating dave
* is more comfy when nude/partial nude, but will wear clothes when prompted
* scar on chest (surgery/ER trip)
* rp buddies with Iris (and anyone who will put up with them)
* has tonguebathed dave on several occassions

* made a jaspers bag in memorium (surely thats not where he disappeared to...)
* the only know-it-all to keep up with rose
* freely gives up her knowledge to anyone who asks
* yarnkind (sans needles)

iris lalonde, eternal soulmate and hater
* twins, (13)
* hate/love codependency like no other
* excels at getting under rose's skin
* teasingly childish
* erp buddies to siblings pipeline w data
* mommy's little sweetheart

* plushkind major, pistolkind minor

* an incident happened when he was 9 that resulted in her injuries, even blinding her in one eye
* spatulakind, good for flippin, good for whippin
* meddlesome broad, loves getting involved in teen drama
* fashionable but ever chasing newer trends
* wears nanna's pearls as a bracelet

joan egbert, two flavors of outfit

full ref, in a nanna-esque outfit

meeting little john, love at first sight

joan egbert, doting big sister
* 20 (john is 13)
* got to help choose john's name
* john promised to marry her when he was 3, and she'll never let him forget it
* will even backtalk dad for him
* protective and spoils him, turns john a little more rotten than in canon

* hates wearing glasses but dogshit vision so squints
* hates pants and shoes, would never wear them if possible
* struggles with insomnia but hates taking medicine. jade has to force or sneak them
* really actually genuinely loves jade so so much
* (blind to the hate ???)

opal harley, bundle of stress
* twins (13) 26 hours apart officially
* jade took on the more "parental" role, despises her bc of it
* jade takes out any anger or spite on her
* fox therian
* scared of dogs and canines, especially bec (who is rough but attached to her)

holy cow im on a roll

tara
* tara does their hair and upkeeps hygiene that viri puts off or actively avoids
* spies on janes cooking but is a disaster in the kitchen, so they stay away
* boxcuttrkind
* if they cant be found, tara is probably holed up somewhere playing their DS

viri
* viri finds jane a wet blanket and a nag. likes to get her to break rules
* D20kind (its baseball sized)
* is down to try any drug at least once
* she gets caught smoking by jane, and blackmails her into hiding the goods (including from tara)
* will burn clothes she disapproves of

viri/tara sprites in different outfits (not specific to alters)

full body detailing

viri and tara, troubled youths
* bodily 18
* system of two
* temp/foster kid situation
* a friend of a friend of dad's' kid who had no where else to go
* sleeps in dad's room (dad takes the couch)
* jane snoops on them, but is genuinely just curious about them

* proud owner of a Very Special Lyra Plush
* genuinely insane strength and lack of control
* data's bestest friend
* is way too rough with dirk's bots
* sunburns easily but it always tans out
* always has a bruise or scrape
* we are unsure if he's pain resistant or just doesnt care