Quiet, Jiggy

Why does everyone have to be so weird about everything?

Lockers*

*Pits full of spikes

Things like this and cybertrucks are great because you don't have to wonder if someone's an asshole, they just let you know right up front

This is the kind of shit you see 35 pages deep into the PornHub search

a baseball player wearing a helmet and a catcher 's chest protector is looking at the camera . Alt: A catcher looking very disappointed at the choice of relief picture

Iran seeing JD Vance coming for negotiations

a man is standing in front of two posters one of which says gay robots on it ALT: a man is standing in front of two posters one of which says gay robots on it

There are like 100 amazing quotes in that movie

Tim Heidecker is no Roy Donk or Marcus "The Worm" Hicks, but he's better than Alex Jones.

You have to get a Chiba Hut sub on 4/20. It's like Thanksgiving turkey

RIP

Gallagher is doing some edgy stuff these days

a dog is swimming in a pool and looking at the camera . Alt: It's a corgi in a pool

Are Godzilla's little feets kicking under the water to keep him standing up in the middle of the ocean like that?

a man in a gas mask is spraying another man with a hose . Alt: It's Rob Lowe hosing down Tommy Boy at a gas station

Executive time = Changing his diaper and hosing him down

But you got it done while the rest of us were sitting here shitposting, so that's a win

In hindsight, my parents should have been more concerned that I preferred GoBots over the Transformers

‘G-U-I-L-L-O-T-I-N-E’

Streaming everywhere now.

My worst gaming crime against humanity: In Surviving Mars I wiped out the human population and replaced them with androids because I was getting irritated at having to offer retirement communities to humans.

Gumby watches his first snuff film

The Three Body Problem aliens have something to do with this...

The guitar player randomly lived across the street from my highschool. We got all our CDs signed by the band 🤣

Get a load of this simp

Really boring watching someone dominate on jeopardy like this 🤷🏻‍♂️

HEADLINE: Guy Complaining About IGN Reviews Feels Compelled to Rate Every Woman a 7.

A local man expressed irritation with IGN’s video game reviews while feeling compelled to assign a number to every woman he knows.
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lo fi beats to re-examine your life to

Rice is cooking

Having your name pronounced wrong is less irritating than when someone responds to you in an email (with your name in it) and spells your name wrong

Netflix apparently has every movie, except for the ones I want to watch.

The Perfect Drug YouTube video by Fit for an Autopsy - Topic

Far superior to nine inch noize

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I just watched a man get an entire Costco pizza and then proceed to walk out of there holding it at a 45° angle. I don't think we're going to survive as a species much longer.