Yeah I’m celebrating 4/20. Burgers had 420 calories.

It’s going to be May. Ramen noodles.

April snowers bring May flowers.

Ford, province to sell $28.9M private jet 'as quickly as possible' | CBC News Ontario is looking to sell the $28.9 million private jet that was purchased for Ontario Premier Doug Ford's use.

For sale: Suddenly embarrassing luxury jet, never used. www.cbc.ca/news/politic...

I’m ready to spring into savings.

Like same city I mean, not in my house.

I’m cynical on here a lot but this is nice and it’s incredible that we sent people into space with explosions and they came back. This guy was born where I live! Pretty cool.

Ugh. Dealing with some of this in my role too.

Maybe one day we’ll look back fondly on the brief window when tech brought order to a chaotic world, before AI ruined it. We’ll wish we could create an ordered list without filtering it through a random number generator, but nobody will know how to code any more.

Tried using Instagram to find something and discovered that there is no way to just search for something. You can type something in the Meta AI and get vaguely related results from 3 years ago, but searching posts is no longer a feature. Technology is getting so much worse as it gets better.

I have so many questions about this pause screen ad, such as:

- Is it saying that the opposite of “paused” is “flipped”?
- How is being flipped related to chicken strips?
- WTF is lymonade?

Yemen's Houthis strike at Israel as attacks on Iran continue — Reuters Yemen's Iran-aligned Houthis launched missiles at Israel on Saturday, their first such attack since the start of the Iran war, heightening the risk that a conflict that ​has entered its fifth week cou...

Source is this: apple.news/ArX16nL49QU2...

WTF kind of graph is this? On May 26th, prices on March 26th were higher than on February 27th, and this trend will continue until … January 33rd?

I like becoming warm but I don’t like being warm.

“Cheetos” can refer to either the puff-style or the crunchy snack. They are completely different. I propose Cheetos be banned until they work this out.

I know we’re all distracted by war in the Middle East, but did they ever find those guys who murdered Renee Good and Alex Pretti?

Rocking my Robin Gunningham mug this morning.

Staying healthy with my calorie tracking app. #wellness

“London Ontario has the worst drivers in the world.”
— Mark Twain

Reminds me of an old tweet from @phronk.bsky.social

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So now every video game will have exactly the same moist HDR look as the fake photos your grandma is being catfished with. Not great!

If gas gets too expensive, you can just get on a bicycle. Bikes are cheap and instead of running on exploding the earth, they run on the extra fat you’ve accumulated by regularly shoving Reese’s Half-Pound Peanut Butter Cups™ into your mouth. It’s time for a return on your investment.

Kinda sad that the U.S. can’t control a single river and needs military help from the rest of the world. Poor guys.

Congrats! That’s a long time.

There’s a new AI music video going around. Humans are done. Four-armed paparazzi can’t be played by real actors, no way.

(I’m not linking to it, I wouldn’t do that to your ears and eyes)

Lions, tigers, and bears, O, P. Q, R, S, T, U, and V.

They should get rid of the time change in spring but keep the one in fall. I like getting an extra hour. By 2050 we’ll have a whole extra day.

I tell you what, it’s lucky that water freezes at zero degrees. Imagine it was minus twenty and you’re out soaked in liquid rain. Man.