WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING AT MAGFEST

Ack, that fell through, I'll be off in Alexandria for Sat lunch. Friday dinner?

Yes, please! Maybe lunch Saturday?

A selfie of Marshall (white, masculine person with short brown hair) taken in the Gaylord Hotel Atrium in National Harbor

National Harbor, MD, seen from a plane. The Gaylord Hotel is lit up with many colors from hosting MAGfest.

Made it to MAGfest. Y'all aren't ready for me (to go to bed early Thursday night 😴)

MAGfest is so good y'all

I watched that live. What a MAGfest experience 🤣

"Robbie Williams" is the main character of a movie where a chimpanzee escapes from the zoo (or maybe a lab?) and pulls an Air Bud at a rock concert. Fucking duh.

I think that the tweet genre of “this person (who might be a bot) had a bizarre opinion that made me think less of humanity and so the right thing by to do is screenshot it and show it to the largest number of people” is silly.

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

Weird realizing that "If You Give a Mouse a Cookie" can be read as anti-welfare propaganda.

I loved that book, but I loved it because I was happy for the mouse!

Google image search results for novelty 2025 new years glasses

Doing my annual check in on the state of the new years glasses industry and things are looking rough out there

Last chance to try to make your Spotify Wrapped 2024 look sane. Best of luck

Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?

This is where I am plotting your downfall

If you need a permission slip to leave Twitter, this is it. I also give you permission to replace shoes that don't fit, a mattress or chair that hurts your back, and glasses that are the wrong prescription.

Life is hard enough. There is no valor in unnecessary suffering.

Real talk, I highly suspect the same subterfuge that broke Twitter--dozens of bots mimicking revolutionary language as cover for disinfo & consensus-faking--is slowly happening here now too, which makes me wary of any account that only has some variant of 'resister' in its bio. Sorry, not sorry.

A picture on your phone that isn't a selfie but has your energy

Bluebeard's Bride hack when

the reason this guy runs the internet is basically nobody else is even capable of doing "your shoes were so fugly I called the FBI" and have it be a factual statement

Selfie of a nerd in a parking lot with Autumnal trees. Snowflakes are visible in the air and on their hair.

In hindsight, trying to take a pictire of snow in your hair just makes you look like someone who's really proud of their dandruff.

But SNOW! 😍❄️

BOOOO NOOOO BLOCK BLOCK BLOCK!!! This image is fake. Let’s not let fake science accounts thrive on Bluesky!!!

more users are joining
and the hog grows longer

Had a good time sharing @ashcheshire.bsky.social 's game Unfamiliar with some dance friends recently. Directly led to me buying one of them her first tarot deck!

Introduce yourself with your top 5 #TTRPG picks.

1. Monster Hearts
2. shock: social science fiction
3. Fiasco
4. For the Queen
5. Our Traveling Home

Welcome... to the HYPERBOLE! The best sports arena and mispronounced word EVER AND FOREVER

politics aside, i wish i could contort my body to slither under doors like my pet ferret from my youth