Ohhhhh I love "sanewash."

Congratulations to the Georgia Women's Tennis Team!

The downside of making a great play on Jackie Robinson Day is no one knows it's you.

This is not only acceptable but applauded by people at the highest level of government. Our whole system was based on the idea that someone in government was trying to do the right thing. The current administration has shown over and over that they can deem some "subhuman" and treat them as such.

I appreciate the effort but these are exactly the people Trump and his flying monkeys want to antagonize.

If you think the Pope is a radical leftist, wait till you meet his boss.

Sending JD Vance over to campaign hopefully lost it for Orban.

Here's something simple: I'd like a full investigation into Melania's "Einstein visa." Who signed off? Here are the qualifications:

Love them. Neapolitan is best.

Now I'd like to hear Melania explain the "Einsein visa."

Trump fucked up his war so bad he’s trying to change the subject back to Epstein.

I respect your opinion bit I never liked them. They looked like they're from one of those liquor stores that sells bootleg Disney character piňatas.

Aside from everything going on in Iran, is it troublesome that Trump said our military is resting up for its next conquest?

Relax. Israel dropped bombs.

Peter Theil disagrees.

Trump agrees to two week ceasefire and Israel lets Iran know it's negotiating with the wrong country.

Trump is now using the US military to enforce imaginary deals he’s created in his head in response to problems he created himself.

I will ask again, for the millionth time, why do legitimate news organizations go to these briefings and allow Leavitt to dump large wheelbarrows of bullshit into their laps? If a source can't be trusted, you stop using that source. It's Journalism 101, folks.

"We were afraid to come to the US because of Trump but for soccer? Sure!"
- no one in every other part of the world.

You can throw Scaramucci on that pile.

Which is weird because is there a less Christian person than Kegsbreath?

...the great people of Iran...who I will obliterate to prove a point I can't articulate.

This is in very poor taste yet hilarious.

At 17, I was in the hospital for knee surgery in a ward for similarly aged boys. Due to complications, I was there for 2 weeks. Every other patient that came through (maybe 20 boys) was due to a motorcycle accident. Never their fault but they were the ones in the hospital.

Facts spoken by an ex-trumper...

I think the hardest part of navigating the war with Iran is you can't believe one syllable Trump says and there are so, so, so many syllables.

Hearing Trump talk today about his vast understanding of military operations, I can only believe the Vietnam war would have been over in a week had he not dodged the draft repeatedly.

It was the most successful Easter ever militarily. Jesus must be beaming.

It was the most successful Easter ever militarily. Jesus must be beaming.

It was the most successful Easter ever militarily. Jesus must be beaming.