A photo of a river on a sunny day

The Mersey looking all sunny on today's constitutional. Spot the heron #shitbirdphotos

Am I alone in finding that the establishment voices all clammering to support Olly Robinson rather tedious.

What's with these fella's eyebrows? I'm suspicious of both before going near their bios.

I'm probably in that dataset

Domestic murderers 😄 they're constantly trying to get me to fall down the stairs so they can eat my face.

A lovely compilation of phrases used to describe bats*it. It could be used in a TEFL course.

A black cat looking at the camera

Happy #caturday from Alice. May your day be full of dreamies

Southport inquiry chair to review Peter Mandelson vetting process Exclusive: Adrian Fulford will also examine wider national security vetting system in review commissioned by No 10

Gosh... I wonder what motivated top Civil Servant Olly Robbins to conceal Mandelson's vetting failure from Keir Starmer?🤔
In other news, Robbins was UK Chief Brexit negotiator 2017-19, then was sacked for 6yrs, then returned to head the Foreign Office in 2025😒
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

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The Butterfield Diet Plan 🍰 | The Peter Serafinowicz Show - BBC YouTube video by BBC

Ahhthe good old Butterfield diet v2.0 youtu.be/1NjTWvl8x-U?...

Who let Mr Jenkins out without a carer? #newsnight

Congratulations 🎉

They're talking about having digital price displays, so they could change the price whenever they fancy.

It will kill your kettle

An ER doctor riding to work on a motorbike without a helmet? I don't think so #thePitt

Chain Reaction on Radio 4 is also a lovely example.

With a slightly damp bit at the end of the nose

If it was a bloke talking about his younger girlfriend everyone would be flying the red flags. I'm not sure this is any different

Alda is a frightening person

At least it got mentioned.

A tale as old as time

Excellent news.

He's found 3 so far. Walked past 2 and is currently looking directly at one under the telly, but hasn't spotted it.

Every year my OH creates an Easter egg hunt in the house - it frequently takes a year to find all of them. This year I have set him one, using nice beers and putting them in places that are really obvious. Will update on progress.

What happened to the melted one near the back? 😁

I loved it when he brought out the classic "it's the cold that kills people" I've not heard that drivel for ages.

Ahhh gold old Steve Baker. Never knowingly right about anything #newsnight

Always golden statues. Do these folk never learn.

I've never really been one for hoping to witness a massive heart attack live on telly, but I might hope for one exception.

So it IS your fault. #knewit