If my heartburn could take it and my jaw too, I'd love a pineapple jalapeño something pizza! I switched to pineapple and banana pepper due to heartburn, but it still is an acid bath lol

I feel you on this. It's why I don't take the best med for trigeminal pain (it makes functioning at work impossible!). I hope your tomorrow is more gentle on you. ♥️

🫂 Hope you have a good evening at least at home! ♥️

Exactly

Restorative yoga, gaming, and laundry are all I did yesterday. It was lovely

Fallen tree limb with exposed area with bark gone and wild trails originating from a single spot outwards, stopped abruptly where the branch is cracked

Loved this fallen branch so much

Mini vacation made me lose my filter? No. Mini vacation made me not give a flying fuck about my filter!

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Also, while I'm saying way too much, this thing is great for kegel training

🫂❤‍🔥 Better than no feelings, I say!

Descent! Though I really appreciated both

Horny and Sad™

Not having a uterus (thanks, cancer!), how does one know they're perimenopausal? Or menopausal, for that matter? Maybe I'm just not there yet? Feel the same baseline level of horny and sad as always

And 🫂♥️

It truly, truly does. My porch nest has been a dopamine bringer recently too. Birds literally help me feel less blue and down about the world too. Weird little guys. ♥️

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But I'm already thinking about her

Weekend in the mountain cool air was great for my brain. Yesterday off just to sit on my ass at home was great too.

Merlin app screenshot Life List 100 species Hairy Woodpecker Leuconotopicus villosus Ski Valley | US-AZ April 18, 2026 Pine Siskin Spinus pinus Sunset trail | US-AZ April 18, 2026 Red-faced Warbler Cardellina rubrifrons Sunset trail | US-AZ April 18, 2026 Spotted Towhee Pipilo maculatus Sunset trail | US-AZ April 18, 2026 Steller's Jay Cyanocitta stelleri Mount Lemmon Realty | US-AZ April 17, 2026

Found five new lifers this past weekend! Hairy woodpecker made my 100th! 🪶

It's lifesaving personal technology (brains rewiring themselves to enjoy birds)

Correct

Merlin app screenshot April 18 • Tucson, AZ Northern Flicker Colaptes auratus Virginia's Warbler Leiothlypis virginiae Grace's Warbler Setophaga graciae Steller's Jay Cyanocitta stelleri Yellow-rumped Warbler Setophaga coronata Red-faced Warbler Cardellina rubrifrons Mountain Chickadee Poecile gambeli White-breasted Nuthatch Sitta carolinensis Pine Siskin Spinus pinus Yellow-eyed Junco Junco phaeonotus

Three minutes up here on Mount Lemmon by Bear Wallow Spring. Warblin' time! 🪶

I told the bartender it's dangerous. I could drink 9

Pretty coral pink drink with a cherry, orange slice, and two skinny black straws in a short glass rimmed with gold glitter sugar

Strawberry rhubarb margarita is muy bueno

Meet me at his vineyard here sometime

Chilly mountain morning is a perfect chilly morning

I missed this! Great news.

Are the reginos in the room with us right now?

If it's on a Monday or Friday, possibly. Using your leave however the hell you want is very adult.

Move over Shazam, it’s all about the Merlin app now 😁 YouTube video by csapunch

Mom said this is me. It's not untrue. 🪶 😂

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Thank you, lovely friend! ♥️