The Brits appear ready to shame the US news media into covering this, distracted as they are by gazing at their own navels ...

This Isn't Trading. It's Theft from Your Retirement. Someone keeps making perfectly-timed bets right before the President speaks. The victims are your pension, your 401(k), and the country I took an oath to defend.

Fifteen minutes before the President announced he was pausing strikes on Iran, somebody moved $500 million in oil futures. Somebody knew. Somebody told them. Or somebody is them.
New piece ↓
open.substack.com/pub/adamkinz...

deadder.substack.com

Trump: "Gasoline is coming down very soon, and very big"


(it's amazing how he's just talking to bullshit his way through all of his problems right now)

BARTIROMO: Moving to domestic issues, what are your top priorities now for the economy for the rest of the year?

TRUMP: To be honest, we are doing so well. You look at this. I hit the 50,000 Dow mark.

First night in the Columbus apartment… feels soooo good

Maddow: "Amid all of this insanity it may be a good time to remember that this kind of desperation from the White House and from the president is palpably driven by fear."

I don't think my day can recover from "I thought it was me as a doctor." Let's call it a wrap.

What Viktor Orbán’s Landslide Defeat Can Teach Anti-Fascists Across the World Philosopher Jason Stanley, who has been visiting Hungary for over 15 years, breaks down the historic defeat on Sunday of Trump, Putin, and Netanyahu’s top EU ally.

"Orbán’s Hungary has been the model for the global fascist assault on democracy. Maybe it can also serve as a model for its defeat."

Important piece from Jason Stanley for Zeteo on the big story of the day:

This is what Times Square will look like when Congress or a cheeseburger finally does its job

Female octopuses throw rocks at males that bother them, documented in Octopus tetricus

For as much as this Neanderthal-looking as bitch is yelling, she could have actually done something useful and stayed in Congress to fight this. But no, she quit and is riding on her fake ass non-apology tour for attention and the MSM is lapping this up.

Fuck her. She hasn’t changed at all.

My ex told me Buc-ee’s was a life-changing experience.

Just checked out the new one they built in town and

1. Everyone was acting like it was the county fair.

2. And more importantly:

Chris Murphy: "He's not telling the truth. But if you accept even part of the Iranian statement, Donald Trump has agreed to give Iran control of the Strait of Hormuz. That is extraordinary and cataclysmic for the world."

In the Bunker

Cartoon by Martin Rowson

Polymarket tomorrow: “we have no idea how this market for ‘Will Trump cause a nuclear winter’ popped up. It is against our policy and we will find out how it got through. Also, congrats to the winner with a 1000% return on their bet!”

I feel sick to my stomach waiting around to see what atrocity Trump has in mind for the people of Iran this evening. It's hard to fathom our other elected leaders aren't able to check him in any meaningful way. It's an indictment not just of voters but of our whole system. We're ruled by a mad king.

No one’s in CONGRESS anymore! What happened to Congress?!?

Cartoon by @andertoon.bsky.social.

I get the keys to my new place on Friday…. So excited to be changing cities finally!

Trump says 'a whole civilization will die tonight' ahead of deadline for Iran Trump's threat is among his most extreme rhetoric toward Iran since the war started.

"The Peace President."

This madman must be removed from office.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/white-house/tru...

Seriously, what the fuck is this.

This is completely deranged, and anyone who can’t say so is a coward.

They even have Grindr in Springfield

“How lucky is the United States that everytime they look for democracy in other countries they find oil instead”- Spain Deputy Gabriel Rufián

Gay men posting dick pics today with the caption “he is risen”

Guess who didn’t write this post.

Happy Easter Ya'll

Remember the White House ‘hype’ videos? Unserious people in very serious jobs.

OMG i forgot that Bondi said the Dow was "over 50,000 *dollars*"