"Yeah, I saw Whitehouse live in 2009 before I finally moved out of my parents' house and started on estradiol."

I ate a beast burger and now i suffer from dead eyes syndrome

incoming twinkie wiener sandwich

Omfg
NINE INCH NOIZE

So good!

And the crowd samples make it totally KLF coded!!!

I readily enjoy them until they start offgassing in a confined space.

Haha... I was doing a serrano and Orange Fanta reduction with no hood system. It was pretty brutal. Came out good though.

I did this the reverse way and ended up tear gassing myself. Got out the propane burner and finished it ouside with a beer in my hand

we need that sign at my work

I feel like if you're a normie going to a hibachi chain for "an experience" you sign up for whatever the fuck happens. It's an adventure night, Jonathan. Eat your not spicy teriyaki chicken.

Then we go to a Red Lobster and really roll the dice

he has to marry his mother in-law

BEN ELTON JOHN "Ben, there's something about the way you look tonight..."

"Got to go."

A collection of dumb shit written on receipts and paper plates

For when we make Eater

omg is that a skatenigs flier in the bg lmfao

Controversy
Purple Rain
Controversy
Purple Rain
Controversy

meth

can't wait to watch the couch-fucker lose in 2028

Wasn't it like almost 80°f yesterday?

Ever get the sense Trump appoints incompetent sycophants just so he can eventually fire them because his dick doesn't work anymore?

mark borchardt and mike shank

Roy Donk and The Colgate Hour are a running reference in my household.

every cock on the planet

the good kind

you look like recycling

they can't because they're all dead

i have a smart bed that constrains me behavior ward style for 8 hours and then i wake up and tell alexa to release me. it's failproof system.

*larry david voice*

verily, verily, verily... verily good

I was walking around my former neighborhood here in Seattle and there was this one little house with an eccentric front yard (like pee wee's yard) on a small street. Turns out is was a Fantagraphics satellite office. Made sense. 🤷‍♀️

oh shit it's mr furley, put the fucking bong away!

sawed in half