The plot of Weapons:

Photo is Kylie Minogue performing with a mic stand onstage in Toronto

Photo of Kylie Minogue holding a mic while admiring the audience on stage in Toronto

Kylie was fierce tonight.

Happy birthday to meeeeee

A similar froot!!!!

¿Buscabas a mi hermano?

Lmao

Sempre vivelllaaaaaa!

To the fine lady who talked all through Presence and loudly declared that it was the “worst fucking movie” she had ever seen, I beg you to stay home. And to the small child she dragged along, I’m sorry.

If you see this, post a fictional artist/band you would love to see live

My TP box set is crying out for me

if you call me "sassy" I will activate the Weapon

That time when Xtina swapped career paths.

I watched all of Easy A in a Boston hotel room, with commercials.

A Goony Movie

Woman’s World sneak… jail.

Now seems like the appropriate time to rewatch that cursed OWN Lindsay Lohan docuseries, right?

No cross border trip is complete without a Patti Pie.

They didn’t want to recreate the Tony Awards from 2004.

Booooooo!

Scarf weather is here 🧣

Me when I lie:

That egg is beautiful

Style inspo

“I cook, you set the table.” - Poltergeist III

I went through such a Wendy & Lisa phase years ago, but never stumbled on this vibe

Erika is dressed like Vox Lux

The talking cat lady.

if you see this, post a concert pic you took

Janet in Toronto.

Monday again