Jody Davis was my favorite. 🤪😘🤪

That basil leaves were poisonous and whoever got one in their pasta sauce would die. (He said this as he stirred the sauce to dish out. He denies doing this now.)

Hahahahahahaha omg

Car Song - SNL YouTube video by Saturday Night Live

This one was not funny, but it was GOOD. And also not on the show:

youtu.be/z9Mt9PcoPrM?...

Tourette’s - SNL YouTube video by Saturday Night Live

And the Tourette’s skit that wasn’t in the show = actually funny. Funnier than all the rest combined.

youtu.be/fkKb3K8cxss?...

Social media created this nonsense idea that not exposing yourself to hatred is isolationist. Choosing to not spend your free time with bigots isn’t living in a bubble. I don’t need to know what’s going on at X. I won’t be smarter or more knowledgeable or empathic by being there. Neither will you.

This tiny video = better than every single skit (alone + combined) on the rest of the show.

Yes, he’s amazing. He can do anything. And: Not a single skit made me laugh. How does anyone still watch this show?

The Tainted Cup by Robert Jackson Bennett. A Line You Have to Travel by Roisin Dunnett.

Ha

By my very official count, there are 13 different languages on this Rosalia album.

Hawt.

Tell me 5 classes you took in college (not entirely sure I’ll be able to name five, we’re talking 1986-1990)

Elementary Logic
Astronomy
America at War in the 20th Century
Latin (basically every Latin class they offered)
Music Theory

This is a delightful read.

!!!!!!!!!

CTU spoke with MN teachers—it’s MN specific as of now. That’s what they told us at the HoD meeting.

Why are the stupidest people always the most violent?

Omg he is fucking delicious. I will be your friend, dude. Me! Right here!

Can they put the Heated Rivalry boys on stage already? I’m ready for bed. (Good news, rice seems to be staying down fine!)

I haven’t watched an awards show in years, but I want to stay awake long enough to see if my system can keep down my dinner of white rice with an egg mixed in—my first real food since Pukefest 2026 began on Friday night.

Now you’re describing my entire Friday night…

The original catch-22 but for “willing to be an ICE agent” as a disqualifying trait for becoming an ICE agent

instead of lame duck administrative territory i see we are in untitled goose administration territory

This is valuable news.

HA.

Tom Brady makes me feel icky.

Damn, the music during the barn raising scene in Witness is Aces.

For Chicago: ICE is reportedly out in Evanston and Rogers Park today.

I totally bought one.

I saw a meme along the lines of Shane’s dad shows him an actual silent retreat… 😜😝😜

FINALLY