You could also do hip abductors and maybe those back raises?

Leg extensions and curls?

If you put a tiny spoonful of peanut butter in the chicken kind it tastes like chicken satay.

@pwcdanica.bsky.social Do you know if these recent power outages are data center related? It's extremely concerning given that it's an extremely mild day today. I'd hate to think what'll happen when things heat up and everyone has their AC on full blast.

Burchett is right: the most DC thing ever *is* a member of Congress blaming the city for something he and his colleagues did themselves.

Dennis Young Glad we moved. Bruce Zatkowsky Dennis Young lights up a room. Just by walking out of it. Dennis Young Bruce Zatkowsky clever, but my friends would disagree. Kinda just laugh at personal attacks on Facebook. 10m Like Reply Ben Fowler Dennis Young you must laugh a lot then.

Some (former) Virginians are making their displeasure about the new map be known. Don't worry, i gottem.

Infowars’ endless afterlife The Onion may finally boot Alex Jones from his studio, but years of damage have already been done.

NEW: How exactly has Alex Jones avoided paying the Sandy Hook families a single dime of what he owes? I wrote about it here, and spoke to Chris Mattei, an attorney for some of the families, and Lenny Pozner, the father of the youngest child who died at Sandy Hook: www.motherjones.com/politics/202...

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How dare they investigate the cause of that accident.

it’s giving “i’m every young woman’s dream” or whatever the fuck that guy posted

This is like when a podcast with 500+ episodes inexplicably tries to explain their premise on the off chance someone picked that one episode as their first listen.

Slide out keyboards for phones.

In an octopus's garden...

Going through the entire WTF archives all at once call it a Marc Marathon.

So many famous sci fi episodes are just this premise. That salt lady from Star Trek, that creativity leech from Star Trek, okay I'm mostly thinking of Star Trek.

Now I'm imagining a steampunk version of an air fryer with bat wings and spinning copper gizmos called an "Aero-Fryer"

Crab cake sandwich open-faced with avocado and bacon. There's the other half of the avocado in the background.

Sandwich successfully smooshed together on a plate. Same half of avocado in background.

Crab cake sammich. I mixed in homemade remoulade in the slaw...

I think before you build an Arc de Triomphe you should be able to identify at least un (1) triomphe

Me looking off to the side with my arms crossed.

I took a nice picture and wanted to share.

It’s interesting how socialists should always be managing their politics and criticism in reference to what Democratic leaders find acceptable because they might be deemed ungettable voters when 1/3+ of the country already consistently opt out of standard bourgeois electoral politics (voting D or R)

The thing about this whole "well obviously you have to vote for us you idiots, or else you get fascism" is it would be more effective if they fought the fascism.

a bald man wearing glasses and a green shirt is standing in front of a black background and says `` turtle turtle '' . Alt: dana carvey dressed as a turtle in the Master of Disguise movie.

Am I not noodly enough for the noodle cup?

the quality of each star trek show is directly proportional to how often you see the characters engaging in hobbies

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Hull broke?

Hull broke.

Titan submarined or... Titanic'd

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YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

I was wondering why the hell they'd let her keep wearing the eye patch.

He starts looking better when they stop covering him in that strange gold sheen. He's supposedly human! Why does he have this weird skincare routine?

Unbelievably frustrating "yes, that's the right question" moment from the big wetman himself

I don't know what's happening but... Da Mets baby, we love da Mets?