A more perfect sentence has never been written.

A watchful guardian, a silent protector. The Dark Cat (Christopher Nolan orchestral drone).

-A living wage
-Guaranteed healthcare
-The right to join a union
-The right to vote
-The right to choose when, how, and with whom you start a family
-The right for you and your family to live free from gun violence

These are the foundations of real freedom.

Everytime I watch Last Week Tonight it tries to auto play Bill Maher. I don’t think I can stress this enough: Fuck Bill Maher. The day when that right-of-center, smiling douchbag gets relegated to podcasts cannot come soon enough.

I’ve had The Muppet Show theme song stuck in my head for a week and a half. When is the next episode?!?

Congratulations to Seattle and to everyone who didn't watch Kid Rock.

If only someone could have foreseen that skiing downhill while missing a major tendon in your knee would be a bad idea. At least she was able to deny someone else their dreams.
Too bad this isn’t in Greece because it’s the perfect example of hubris

#Olympics #LindseyVonn

I loved it. It was nostalgic and timely, with just the right amount of Statler and Waldorf.

I was at the DMV and the guy next me was signing a lot of forms and so, as required by law, I asked him if he was getting a good interest rate on his mortgage.

The deadline had passed and I think the #Bulls might have one of the worst teams in the NCAA

At this rate Benny the Bull is going to be the only one left who suited up for the Bulls on opening night. #ChicagoBulls #TradeDeadline

Petition that if a streaming service releases new episodes weekly they can only use the “new episode” tag for the first 4 days.

The Pitt needs to stop tricking me into thinking a new episode was released early.

Just remembered that my grandfather once had a urologist called Dr. Leak.

Ah. Must have flown so far over my head I missed it.

Why lament the heros that turn out to be monsters? It’s a waste of energy that they don’t deserve

Reluctantly?

Culinary perfection like that can only lead to jealousy

Well that was the largest penis I have ever seen. #aknightofthesevenkingdoms

If there is one thing in this world I feel confident I know how to do it is write. Still trying to figure out the getting paid for it part.

If Tim Walz doesn’t use his authority to push ICE out of Minnesota he should be considered as complicit.

If lawmakers refuse to hold bad actors accountable then we will eventually hold them accountable with those bad actors. #fuckice #fuckdonaldtrump

We can talk all we want about nominations and who deserves what awards, but for my money the best movie last year was The Ballad of Wallis Island. I don’t know what the rest of you want in your best picture but that movie stands up against any others that came out in 2025.
#oscars #academyawards

These days I find myself wishing two things. That Christians actually get to meet their God and that there is bleacher seating available for their judgement

You know the storm is gonna be bad if Ted Cruz is getting out of Texas. He’s like Waffle House but instead of hurricanes it’s blizzards.

This is the most early-November January day I have ever experienced.

This what I mean when I say “gimme a break”.

If Steve dies the Duffer brothers join my list that so far is just Rafe Judkins. #Strangerthings #wheeloftime