Eggs are money now

we all know I have no life, so:

Left- America is paying for Israel to destroy south Lebanon leaving 1.2 million Lebanese homeless.

Right- U.S. veterans arrested inside the U.S. Capitol for opposing the war in Iran.

As a Guy Who Used To Listen To NPR A Lot, hearing Diane Rehm’s successor talk about the different pedophile wings of the Republic Party adds an extra layer of hilarity

I think bralessness would only be a titsdemeanor

"While it's great that the NBA on NBC brought back Roundball Rock, they're simply not utilizing it as frequently or as well as they did in the 90s. And they're not playing the old TV edit version that was the superior version of it."

And specifically influenza. Never been a problem for the military before

Dimly lit photo of an Officer Big Mac jail from a McDonald’s playground that is definitely not on a McDonald’s playground, but a much more menacing, clandestine location. A CIA black site, perhaps?

Straight to jail

That’s a very boopable spare tire

Who are “Emily, James, and Roy Jr?”

The ICE Detention Reengineering Initiative ($38 billion to convert commercial warehouses into a network of massive detention centers) is not being built primarily by GEO Group and CoreCivic. ICE is turning to a crop of relatively untested contractors. A look at who. 🧵

a computer can never be held accountable therefore *all management decisions must be made with computers*

leaked software industry training manual (2026)

business doula: keep emailing!

In the same manifesto, Palantir's owners argued that we need a national military draft, that soft power is over, and that we were too hard on Germany and Japan after World War II. I don't think that company should be allowed to exist anymore.

He’s kept his tête away from la guillotine. That’s a triomphe of a sort

Same here, coach

Local squirrels agree

'When I returned from Gaza they called me a hero. But I felt I was a monster' Some of Them Killed Civilians in Gaza; Others Just Looked On, or Witnessed Abuse and Cover-ups in the Name of Revenge. Now They're Trying to Cope With Something a Bit Different Than PTSD

Ha'aretz has now posted the English text of the accounts of war crimes from IDF veterans that I posted yesterday in Hebrew. www.haaretz.com/israel-news/...

Mamdani: "What are we fighting for?. When you look back at the history books of our party, 100 years ago we had a very clear vision of what we were fighting for. It's sad that for too many Americans, when they want to look for ambition in the Democratic Party, then have to turn to a history book."

I wish more educators and fewer lawyers would run for public office, in part b/c the best ones are naturals at explaining the whys of things.

We could use more people in public life who cultivate understanding and bring people along together instead of "voters are too dumb to appreciate language"

Will Shørtz once bit my sister…

If there’s anything to be learned from this story it is that the western world cannot allow a true reckoning and reparations for the slave trade because the fortunes of every wealthy family of the era in some way benefited from it

And those descendants are now senators and parliamentarians

Zuck can hear us snore

I’d eat it

The only thing more American than price gouging is gun violence

But they did use the Power & Light Building in Kansas City

Spurs never stop being Spursy

I was spewing invectives in the first half after he missed that sitter, but seeing him jump into the stands and get lots of love after scoring a worldy changed my mind. Top man, him

I think de Zerbi just took a big pull from a bottle of Maalox