Don't harsh our mellow; we're just getting started!

As a professor of English, allow me to try, humbly and with the proper respect, to offer an appropriate response to the President’s address:

Fuck you, you fucked-up fuck, and fuck all the fuckers who willingly fuck with you, especially. You can all fuck all the way off, and then fuck off some more.

Brilliant.

It's a process.

Picture of Obama next to Trump with caption “going from Obama to Trump was like going from an iPhone to 2 soup cans and some string.”

💯

Back atcha! This just brought the biggest grin to my face; please, give my regards to Broadway!

Um...no, we're not. We're really not.

Trump being a dumbfuck

In an attempt to intimidate Canada, Trump posted an ai image of illegally crossing into Switzerland.

If you’re afraid that books might change someone’s thinking, you’re not afraid of books, you’re afraid of thinking.

Shocking! I'm shocked. /s

It's long past time we took the gloves off.

"Pamper" and "off the grid" are a bit mutually exclusive, except for us hermits.

Scissors and scotch tape...try to wrap those gifts NOW, you slightly inconvenienced burgle-ee!!

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God’s will..so be it 🤷🏻‍♀️

Thoughts &Prayers 🧻
#SheShed
#NoSympathy4MAGA🖕🏻

Yeah, probably. Followed.

Whomp whomp.

Number of uninsured Americans at an all-time low. Salary increases outpacing inflation. Disinflation under Biden unmatched in history. Average net worth climbed under Biden. Violent crime has fallen. Bi-partisan infrastructure package passed. Much more.

What do you mean, "was"?

We should ALL be thankful to him; sadly, his efforts in righting this ship of state are going to be for naught come January.

Shhhh! That's supposed to be secret!

If ever I saw "concentrated evil", it would definitely resemble TFG.

Python fans knew.

Two words: Tuxedo Cake. Think of it as your reward for shopping Costco on Black Friday.

Well they say a picture is worth a thousand words, this is spot on. Do not obey in advance!

That's if we haven't needed to cut ties completely!