Guy and Doll
One step further: Guy

Nobody tortured a rhyme like Tom Lehrer

They only picked him to run for VP because it was fewer letters to change from all the "trump/Pence" signs to "trump/Vance"

However, you are just as dead if you buy the farm in an "incident" as you are if you buy it in a declared war." Juan Rico, _Starship Troopers_

I like the cat smell, particularly.

Here, I was hoping it meant his WW2 actions were being declassified.

I had to wait for a verification that I am human to see the comic this morning. Maybe that is why.

Your page tried to access my location this morning

The man shrank, not the coat

@timothydoyle.bsky.social

Make it stick this time.

Don't go offering if you aren't willing to go through with it.

Part of the fun in reading that book was figuring out the puns.

It's the stuff that dreams are made of, Mister Frodo

It seems obvious now that you say it.

I really need the internet to stop diagnosing me

I hate that I have to defend Kimmel. I never liked him, anyway

I caught that Heinlein reference.

Mr Ed trolls Wilbur some more

This isn't the first time you got permanently banned over there

A picture of a snake requires a "graphic media" warning?

Obligatory reference to Star Wars and Andor, specifically.

Within you are two wolves. Doctors recommend getting that number down to zero.

BoShuda

You said "a ring". We don't know which one.

One of the worst parts is the driver sitting outside. She's screaming? Business as usual. He starts yelling? Oops, better do something.

Never bake your meeting heroes.

This does not change my opinion of AI at all.

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