Fuck. Brain is going too hard rn.
Time for Helldivers.

As the friend w/ no car I do indeed just walk back into the ocean at the end of functions.

It's a gay pool party/orgy, but in the background you see me rising out of the water like Godzilla about to terrorize a floating toy boat.
I am deeply unaware of the fucking happening.

*CRAZY* good view either way. 🥴

Hell on Earth is a Gr*ndr grid in the middle of nowhere.

Get in here bub 😘😛

Fat Carrot Friday 😭

(HolyShitTFIsThisCarrot)

Your roommate wants you to watch him beat his meat while watchin porn on the main TV.
He's been edging for awhile. His fat dick is *so* close to bursting.
You gonna join him this time er what?

#Bator #Edging #FCF #FatCockFriday

Been playin "Roguebook" before bed for the past, like, month.
It's really good. It's like "Slay the Spire" but duos.

(I hate this little dragon bitch w/ my whole heart)

I AM GENUINELLY SO HYPED FOR THIS! LET'S FUCKIN GOOOOOOOO DUDE! 💪

You definitely got this. This fucker is suppose to be *thee* challenge of the game, and he follows thru on that.

I've beaten the base version a handful of times, but the Savage version continues to BEAT MY F*CKING ASS. 👏💀

One smoke later and I think I might cook on this one a bit.

Okay, one of you sexy fuckers might know:
Do they make those Pup masks, but, like, a dragon?
Or am I gonna have to learn how to craft w/ leather?
Idk what Blacksmithing level I need for that.

Okay but let's quick discuss this sick af Hades poster.
(Lookin good bub 💪)

what up

I just wanna draw some hot guys today. 🥴🥴🥴

This is the *only* way I wanna be greeted at the door.

I will never straight up tell you that I desperately need to unload on some dad's hole- but there *will* be signs.
Subtle, *SNEAKY*, signs.

My cock looks so god damn fat.

I will never straight up tell you that I desperately need to unload on some dad's hole- but there *will* be signs.
Subtle, *SNEAKY*, signs.

*lights cigarette*
"Have you all ever just..?"
*takes a long drag*
"End up beating off to your own nudes?"
*smoke comin outta my ass*

*plays them like bongos while you finish rolling*

Happy hump day from Dad. Get over here boy, and help Dad get his pants over his fat cake.

Dicks out for Kill La Kill let's fuckin gooooooooooooooooooo.

In my ongoing quest to f*ck w/ Gr**dr's photo moderation: I am happy to declare victory on this one passing the test.

Big day for me.
HUGE.

Finally got this bad boy out of the closet.
Who wanna come over and watch some anime?

Idk how I'm gonna pull em up when my face is shoved in it, but I'll give it a go.

Morning bub.
Come get in here before we have to get up.

GET UR ASSES TO CYBERSTAN.
SUPER EARTH NEEDS YOU.