I mean, objectively it's a black T-shirt+Slacks.
The issue is moreso needing to shave+shower before shift. Which is done in the gym bathroom.
I'm naturally really hairy, so shaving (even just my face) is it's own load of barnacles. Up, down, and sideways sometimes ain't enough.

Eh, unfortunately used to it...
My first job was 9 on/1 off for the first year, noon-2 A.M.. Like, more overtime than regular time...
But also, with this job I gotta like, look presentable... Which is an hour+ ordeal. Can we uninvent appearance based professionalism?

Hey, uh, nothing has changed since...
Don't become important at work, it ain't worth it...
Sorry again if I worried y'all.
But now I can answer the rhetorical question: No, the other cooks cannot load/unload dishes in a rack. Literally went in the other day, and had to redo ~half the dishes.

Creative photography... I'm not good at visualization. And it was constantly building on prior concepts, when I started a month+ late...
It went poorly.

5.09 last I saw.
For context it was below $3 end of January.
It went up by 66%!
$20 says that it will never go down 66%.
(Yes, I'm aware that going down to where it was would be 40%, that's part of the joke).

TW: suicide.
I took like a month of guitar in high school. Then the teacher stopped showing up to class, and we all had to get a new elective.
Found out at the end of the semester that the teacher offed herself.

TW: TMI
STG searching symptoms to figure out if something is worth getting professionally checked has gotten so bad lately.
My left ovary has been numb, so I went to Dr. Google, and every single result was "ovarian pain."
Just like a real doctor ATP, ignoring what I said.

You could unhide the scale, and say you thrifted it.

Hey, sorry I disappeared y'all. I became important at work, and got hours. 13 shifts in 2 weeks, multiple doubles.
Like, I get that they had to fire two dishwashers, but I'm literally a cook. Like, are none of the other cooks capable of putting dishes in a rack, and putting said rack in dishwasher?

Of course, this all assumes that this isn't just a bunch of malarkey. And I'm definitely overthinking it, regardless of accuracy.

Combined with how growth plates can be fused early, and braces existing for pigeon chested-ness, the need for futuristic body modification would be significantly lessened. I wouldn't be "holding out for a hero," so to speak. I'd be there already.

All of those downsides apply, sure. But there's new upsides.
For example, my pubertal development was, to put it simply, messy. Two halves, but not one whole. But I know this. Going back before this, I'd be able to preempt this, blocking the one half, and supplementing the other.

Now love and loss are two sides of the same coin, in a way, sure. But that doesn't mean I want to increase the odds of losing.
Now, if by "reverse aging" it meant like "you can become any younger age again," then that changes the math, slightly.

And I've outlived most people I've ever considered a friend. Family not counted, I have three living friends (IRL, y'all are cool, but it's different). Of them, I'm the second best off, financially. Meaning taking the life extension would, in essence guarantee more loss.

And that's not to mention the medical side of things. After all, my health isn't exactly spotless.
That not to mention the cost. Because, be real here, even if it's within my budget to afford said life extension, it's unlikely to be free. And any price other than free will price someone out of it.

The kind of body modification that would be required for me to be willing to take that life extension doesn't exist yet. And likely won't within my lifetime. Unless I extend it. But that's a gamble. Admittedly, one I could later back out of, but not one I'd likely take.

But, if real, and something I can afford, I'm not sure I'd ever use it. I might, depending on if assumption "B" is true, but I'll return to that.
The thing is, I wouldn't be opposed to living longer, I wouldn't want to do it in this body.

And, honestly
A: It's probably a load of bullshark
B: It's probably limited to reversing aging to a certain point (I.E. no using it to become a child).
C: Even if it does exist, one day, it'll probably cost a trillion dollars, which is more than I'll ever be able to afford.

Apologies in advance for sending y'all another thread/string of thought here.
TW: Aging, Death
So I scrolled past a headline this morning (Note: didn't read article, only headline) that said something to the effects of "clinical trials on age reversal to be underway."

I will never understand Google's codebase. What do you mean you can't connect to the network, I asked you to access a file that is On My Device. I don't need to "try again in a few minutes," you need to let me use the file that is literally stored Locally.

What do you mean pretend? Your check engine light isn't on.

I wouldn't agree that it's predator behavior, but also the way the test is creates anomalies re: Vanilla.
Specifically, it can give high vanilla scores alongside high other scores. I don't know his exact results, so it might not be that way, but it's always worth noting.

People do this in the gym bathroom all the Damn time. And it's explicitly in gym policy (and three different signs) No audio without headphones, Phone calls in lobby only. I'm always tempted to TTS that part of the gym use agreement every time.

Yeah, they forgot to stylize it. Too realistic.

Looks the same to me! /s

We aren't nobody Ashlee. We see you as a girl. An interesting and pretty one too. And you're being mean to our friend by claiming that she isn't those things.

Ditto. I still post on main occasionally (mostly random jokes that pop in my head), but IRL people know of the account and that it's me.
Here, I'm sure someone who knows me well, or at least my stuffed animals, could figure it out. But, they'd have to find this one.

Because staying out in the world on my own recognizance was a mistake. Straight up, a mistake. Haven't found a good one yet, but I'm still looking.
So, if I disappear again because I snapped, I'm probably in the ward. If it's for another reason, I'm likely out, but that's implied.

I hate knowing that I'm capable of anything remotely close to that. And it scares me knowing that much power is in my hands. I shouldn't have that. Genuinely.
It's sparked me to look around my new town for a psych ward. I'm not going in currently, but for future use.