Hold up. This fool’s name is TURBO RICHARD?!

…Turbo Dick?!

Bro, Ohtani on that voodoo shit. He sacrifice a small child before the game or what?

Can JCPenney even afford a post-game show?

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Charlie Morton

Nothing like a football game sponsored by Tums.

Bro, just call this game. Braves ain’t gonna come back anyway and it’s DUMPIN.

I mean…my avi says it all 😬

Braves double-header —> double the pain.

me watching a Braves game:

The Sausage Project sounds like something I would’ve been working on in my 20’s/30’s.

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Shelby Miller….how poetic.

Can’t believe we dropped a band on tickets to see this sorry ass team play in San Francisco this weekend. 😭

If this game don’t sum up the 2025 Braves….good lord.

This Braves squad is a bunch of underperforming jabronis.

Not sure I understand the strategy here…

The combination to Pete Hegseth’s luggage is 12345.

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Nailed it.

If you wanted to cut waste, fraud, and abuse, you would empower the inspectors general.

If you wanted more waste, fraud, and abuse, you would fire them.

Out at a local pizza spot for dinner and there’s a homie sitting at the bar with his draws hanging out…his Toucan Sam draws. He must really love some Fruit Loops.

Feels like an appropriate throwback…

Honestly…I’m so tired of BREAKING NEWS at this point…😭

Actually hilarious. And deserved.

you mean to tell me nobody in washington dc right now cant stuff those doge kids in a locker

It’s throwback Thursday at my daughter’s high school and she’s wearing…a Clay Matthews jersey. 👵🏼

I thought Trump was gonna make eggs cheaper…not make them disappear entirely. 🤔

I’m at a bridal shower…There’s a broad here with so much highlighter on, it looks like she put white face on her cheeks.