Yes

do yall fuck with the kitchenaid yaoi paddle

Posted pictures with the king and the queen when she could have been with a different monarch

It is what it is. I’m not beat up about it! Just kinda funny now

Today in Caleb's dating adventures: Woman asked me if I had any plans for the ren fair on friday and indicated she wanted to go with me. I ask when and she never replies. This morning I see an IG post of her at the ren fair 💀

I started posting again btw

That's life, I'm glad I figured it out sooner rather than later. It's really funny I was reading a book a buddy wanted me to read with him about how depression is passed on through men and I kept being like "wait this is how she acts too"

When my mom told me about the news stories my mind was blown

I hope she's doing well though, I think she should just about finishing her masters. She was wonderful but just a lil too mean (and started reminding me of her dad 💀)

Literally within 15 minutes of meeting him he was transphobic to my cis ex and then casually racist it was a fever dream

I broke up with her about a month before the investigation started, but man I would have then if I had stuck around. I did not like him. My ex and her mom both have super gone to bat for him publicly that he's a good person and I would not have been able to stomach that

He is now under investigation by the state and the NAACP.

Shoutout to my ex's dad who, on the first day I met him, relentlessly shit on my ex and the rest of his family, and then gave me a $400 watch at the end of the night. I then slept in a La-Z-Boy and was woken up by their dog 5 times throughout the night

This image threw up a ton of red flag for me but giving it a quick read yeah this seems super well founded. Who woulda thought hard negative mining would improve a model this much

If I had a nickel die every 10/10 album released in the last year with a musical motif of the female lead singer saying “it’s you,” I’d have 2 nickels

Call me Baphomet the way I’m a nonbinary goat

0-4 into a bye with Ezreal at riftbound locals tonight. Every game was lost because I got countered on a high cost play 💀 Cring fucking game I’m playing boring Yi from here on out

This popped up in my email from the newsletter and I cry laughed

Poor Sleep Linked To Gong Instrument’s Loud, Resonant Crash Can Be Disruptive

Poor Sleep Linked To Gong https://theonion.com/poor-sleep-linked-to-gong/

I think this one was really good. Everyone I've showed it to laughed uncontrollably. I guess the #woke got to the other site and comedy is illegal

I did say “basically no story,” it’s right there LMAO

It’s in high demand

Hmmm maybe I want a deino tattoo

Yeah that’s basically not a story. There’s a reason this movie was critically panned

There basically wasn’t a story, it was just a device to shovel references into scenes

She probopass till her venusaur

LMAOOOO honestly we were pretty much there during the bowser jr mario level scene

It was fun, just bad

It’s definitely meant to make you point at references and I actually really liked those. The story is just very basic and feels unconcerned about trying to feel like anything other than a reason to show stuff off

Happy birthday!!