Brain: You'd like to maybe be in a relationship again sometime in the future, right?
Me: Sure
Brain: And being in a relationship requires going on dates first, right?
Me: Right
Brain: So you have to go on dates if you want to be in a relationship again
Me: I don't follow

If you think your client is a jerk you should, at a minimum, keep that opinion to yourself

There are lots of drawbacks to being a state employee, but the sheer amount of three day weekends I get sure isn't one of them.

A pleasantly round earthenware sculpture of a cat with a happy expression, tucked into a round upright loaf position. It is a light brown but heavily speckled with an orange glaze that becomes redder toward the base.

Happy loaf from 19th century Japan. asia.si.edu/explore-art-...

Me, for two months straight: Hey we're set for trial and you need to give me info about your CI. We're not taking the deal.
DA: ...
Me: *files motion to compel*
DA, two minutes later: oh the CI is dead and I'm gonna have to dismiss.

They don't even pretend they're not hiding Brady info down here.