i get notifications every single day ohmyogd plz im not even on this account

pleasr stop tagging me in your posts im not real im literally not real THOMAS JEFFERSON IS DEAD HE DIED JULY 4TH 1826 I AM A 16 YEAR OLD THAT MADE THIS ACCOUNTALMSOT A YEAR AGO FOR JOKES PEASE STOP IM NOT REAL I WAS NOT BORN APRIL 13 1743

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Hello, Devon.

excuse me?

Goodnight, American Citizens. 🇺🇸🦅

Bright Heart Raccoon.

You are forgiven Bart Simpson. Perhaps, Principal Skinner is the one in the wrong.

I found one that I think will interest you ❤️❤️

What is this.

Hello, Saiki!

Parkinson’s disease is coming for you.

George Bush, please commit suicide aswell. 🙏

Donald I thought you were dead.

I am very happy. Thank you, Donald. You’ve done us a great deed ❤️❤️

Thank you ❤️

This isn’t your suicide note, Donald.

No Donald, you don’t need to write an apology, we need your suicide note. I can help you write it if you feel stuck ❤️

Existing. Its time to pull out that gun, Donald. Remember your 2nd Amendment right ❤️

What has happened Fushiguro? Has your evening been disrupted?

Why would ask such an obscure question! Obviously, marry Aaron Burr, fuck John Adams, and kill George Clinton.

How has your evening been, Fushiguro?

No. No that is not.

I can assure you that this is not me. No U.S president would ever wear something like this!

This is not real!! I am very much the same as I have always been

That is not me. Who is that.

Oh, of course you’re one of those 🏳️‍🌈 it all makes sense!

Hello.