Me: sorry I was speeding officer, “Shut Up and Drive” by Rihanna came on shuffle
Him: you… you know that song is about sex right?
Me (a virgin): …
Him: ok, put your hands behind your back pal
#Angle #1391 1/4
🎉
www.angle.wtf
blue dino with a hot cocoa
this the vibe today. don’t come anywhere near me if you’re not bringing this energy
Do you guys think dinosaurs kissed way back in the day? (like before they were extinct)
You DO NOT wanna be a #8 Club Sub Mike’s Way on Rosemary Parm bread when my hungry ass is around 🤤
Boots from Dora the Explorer
Curious George
If these monkeys had to throw down, who would win?
I know who I’m picking 🙂↕️
This mf at the bar at Applebees ordered 2 different drinks and is just having a conversation with himself 😭
I wanna join in the convo lemme third wheel! You, yourself, and me let’s chit chat
My custom license plate “676767” finally came in but it’s not funny anymore and now I look like an IDIOT driving around :/
Wordle 1,690 3/6
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I am not delusional.
gamer plays an online video game and impresses chat
DISPATCH CHARACTERS TIERLIST
#TierlistTuesday
THE BUBATHON 2 SHIRTS
RANK THEM
TELL ME YOUR THOUGHTS
BUBATHON 2 STARTS TOMORROW
Up to 48 HOURS of gaming, yapping, and fun sub goals! Day 1 will be featured on the Twitch homepage!
twitch.tv/burn2r
INNAWEEK BUBATHON DEC 18 2BM EST
BEEEEE THEREEEEE
48m09s
should.... should i be providing daily bunnies? @developers.google.com what is it that you want from me.
going offline for a while :/
don't really wanna talk about it.
I will NOT allow human-octopus marriage.
Sorry, that's a line I am not willing to cross.
Discuss.
1h39 minutes of my life i will never get back @enderdragon
minecraft is hard
i will be back
to beat it
and by it i mean minecraft
💅
BUBATHON 2
DEC 18TH MARK YOUR CALENDARS
BE THEEERRRREEE 🐶
this is the crayola 64 pack for grown ups
1 1,2
2 3,4
3 3,8
4 ODDS x
5 4,5,9 x
6 8,0
7 5,6 x
8 8,9 x
9 2,0 x
0 2,3
DO NOT LOOK AT MY INSIDES
only look at my outsides :(
WE THE BEOPLE are taking back the em dash, the Oxford comma, and all punctuation.
YOU CAN'T HAVE IT @microsoft.com
MENTAL EALTH MATTERS
you matter ❤️🔥
take care of yourself and your brain!
cactus bitch