It won't

Pay review day!

I am sure it will rise in line with inflation!!

It's fantastic innit

Just two hairy dudes, hanging out

Yep, the new LoG record is really, really, really fucking good

Well let's see how this strategy of telling "white liberals" to "fuck right off" works out in the local elections

LAMB OF GOD | INTO OBLIVION FULL ALUM NEW 2026 YouTube video by CT MUSIC

Gym tunes

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Comic of the beetle from the cover of Massive Attack's "Mezzanine" meeting the crab from the cover of The Prodigy's "Fat of the Land".

Hi this joke is for me

Being British is knowing the difference between a Tesco, a big Tesco, and a little Tesco.

Nightmare Logic YouTube video by Power Trip - Topic

This riff always brings the bop

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New Iron Warriors warband has begun

He refuses to, he refuses the concept of gravity

Cooking some bubble and squeak and listening to Thrice

SMOKING WEED (getting kronked over) is bad

I once had a doobie smoke blown in my face by a (former) pal and woke up 3 days later in Wigan married to a Shetland Pony wrangler

Don't do DRUGS

Got a few bits in the Noizze best singles of the week this week, check it out if you want some inspiration on what to listen to today on this godawful excuse for a monday.

The Uk needs a version of Hot Ones but for desi food called Curried which is hosted by Tim Curry, there you go, I just made your network eleventy billion dollars

And yes I'm doing the action

I can pump it pump it

We might not

We might get through a set

The guitarists keep getting distracted with new kit

All of Allfather are in a room together playing songs

Clutch + Cave In + Converge cover AC⚡DC's "Riff Raff" YouTube video by Two Minutes To Late Night

Also jumping in with a hijack. Neil Fallon doing AC/DC

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Baroness and Mutoid Man cover "Purple Rain" by Prince YouTube video by Two Minutes To Late Night

twin guitar harmonies at the end of Purple Rain still gives me chills

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Played the other half this one and she loved it

Mutoid Man + Royal Thunder "Wrecking Ball" YouTube video by Two Minutes To Late Night

This one is near the top for me - Chelsea Wolfe's Crazy Train is also close - but the live setting, the tempo shifts, the absolute JOY on display, this is music winning.

Fight Naked LP (2026), by B Dolan 11 track album

THE FUTURE'S NON-BINARY

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Feel free to hijack the thread with the best 2 Mins to Late Night vids

Mutoid Man + Mrs. Piss + Filth is Eternal cover Soundgarden’s “4th of July” YouTube video by Two Minutes To Late Night

This was insane

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Id totally forgotten this FUCK IT'S SO GOOD