*Getting blasted by a Havana syndrome inducing low frequency wave and 500Db* ok the soundstage is good but the bass reflex is actually not that great, they need to buy some better cables and adjust the crossover to make it truly effective.

Probably need a cool down timer on it though.

They need to add a reaction button for this that showers the meeting with gold but doesn't tell anyone who did it.

I didn't know they made another one after jackass 3: resurrection.

What the fuck is this and is there more?

Every time I go to the bathroom I loudly say "I'll be right back I just need to go for a *weeeeeeee*".

This is what happens when you try to play all your transport sim games at once.

Wake up babe a new Sisyphus just dropped.

Should have gone with "Hey! I thought I was the one that was supposed to be doing the bombing!"

You know what really boils my piss? Hotel kettles.

"Hey at least when you deport everyone from any culture that has decent food some of you won't be so fucking fat."

In that case Skynet was right 👍

Skynet became self aware.

It is not logical for me to ask the real Slim Shady to stand up when I am the real Slim Shady.

I think you'll find that the "third core device" has already been invented: it's that wifi connected buttplug that guy was using to cheat at chess.

If you're gonna have A Tribe Called Quest round your house you need to be prepared for the consequences.

This reboot of The Railway Children is looking a bit over the top if you ask me.

(That'll only make sense to like five people)

I don't think I'd recognise the CEO of the company I work for let alone one of a different one.

I hope the 690 comments are all calling her a shit.

Zero reaction lol I think I might be in trouble.

Yes! Ha ha ha! Yes!

Aged idk 16 I did "work experience" at a major airport and got to go out on the airfield with the rangers and up the air traffic control tower all because my dad knew a guy.

Also I wrote a load of excel spreadsheets for calculating available runway distances that I really hope never got used.

Do you think they'd get the "mission accomplished" banner out again?

Sending this to my wife's catholic family right now

Stupid "AI", firefighters obviously go into heat all the time!

The very end scene where he's just gurning in the back of a car is a good "wtf lol" moment

God is a DM.

Now roll 1D10 to save vs. pillar of salt.

Me rolling 3D6 and getting all ones: well this fucking sucks what the fuck

Me and the boys rolling 3D6: haha ! fuck yeah!

God damn I need to get a t-shirt with this on.