Just got a spam email advertising wearable panic buttons and I have to say, America is not ok.

Regret to announce that we’ve reached Wrong Coat season. Every coat you wear from now til mid April will be The Wrong Coat for the weather

K-Pop Superbowl Halftime next year. Let's keep the assholes angry.

Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.

"Clients gonna client"

Did anyone else notice how half of Dar Williams' back catalogue disappeared from Spotify last week?

Anyway, it's back now. If you (like me) were looking for a Mortal City fix.

Inside of you there are two wolves...

🎵Simply having a wonderful
Christmastime🎵

KFC promotional image of various pickle flavoured products such as a chicken sandwich with pickles on it, fried pickle slices, and a pickle poutine and most importantly pickle flavoured pepsi

pickle flavoured pepsi

i need to taste the pepsi crime

How about Pride and Prejudice?

Could do Pride and Prejudice and Zombies in the same set.

Cover all bases.

Live your life so you do not have to fear being on the Jumbotron

It may be niche, but "The President is threatening our sovereignty so I'm boycotting American products in response" might be a useful add to post-cancellation surveys for subscription services.

Sorry Harry's. I'm only unhappy with your products insofar as they're made south of the border.

The Papal conclave is expected to start between the 6th and 12th of May. Eurovision is between the 13th and 17th of May. Social media is about to get very confusing.

Prague, 23 November 1911 Highly esteemed Mrs. Curie, Do not laugh at me for writing you without having anything sensible to say. But I am so enraged by the base manner in which the public is presently daring to concern itself with you!? that I absolutely must give vent to this feeling. However, I am convinced that you consistently despise this rabble, whether it obsequiously lavishes respect on you or whether it attempts to satiate its lust for sensationalism! I am impelled to tell you how much I have come to admire your intellect, your drive, and your honesty, and that I consider myself lucky to have made your personal acquaintance in Brussels. Anyone who does not number among these reptiles is certainly happy, now as before, that we have such personages among us as you, and Langevin(3) too, real people with whom one feels privileged to be in contact. If the rabble continues to occupy itself with you, then simply don't read that hogwash, but rather leave it to the reptile for whom i

einstein sent this to curie in 1911 when she was being harassed by tabloids. it contains everything you’d want in such a letter:

(1) your haters are trash
(2) you’re a baller, a true queen
(3) i have determined the statistical law of motion of the diatomic molecule in planck’s radiation field 🧪⚛️

Greetings from Barcelona! I'm attending and covering the #IbexaSummit25 for @cmswire.bsky.social

Looking forward to hearing people's thoughts on the future of DXPs!

If you see me, say hello.