something something leopards eating peoples faces club something something

The Goonies

why doomscroll when i can have the doom summarized for me 😅👍

Good morning. Any new horrors in the US today?

For only 99.99/mo you can also add on the vinegar DLC and make AI steak sauce

Sell them to magats for 100x the value promoted on the bill.

People can scream "ageism!" all they want.

The truth is that RBG's decision not to retire is a big part of why Roe v. Wade is gone.

The truth is that Biden's decision to run for a second term despite his age is probably the single biggest reason Donald Trump is currently president.

Hamill posting extremely (marked as satire in multiple locations in the image) obvious satire as fact wasn't on my 2026 bingo card.

well... met or seen often enough. i'm not sure of the science of frequency exactly between faces of people we've met irl vs those weve seen on tv or movies occasionally

probably the same effect as the faces that appear in dreams of people without a set identity. dreamed faces are always someone we've met at one point or another in life but tend to be a random one.

there wasn't much to joke about back then either. but that's why comedians exist. to put a smile on the faces of anyone, no matter the horrors around them.

Paging @sarahnferris.bsky.social ^

A comparison chart showing different orca types and their varying dorsal fins. Notes around each orca image read as follows: Resident: Rounded dorsal fin, slightly forward leaning. Open saddle patches. Maximum length: 23.6 feet (7.2 meters) Transient/Bigg's: Slanted eyepatch. Relatively straight dorsal fin. Closed saddle patch, often extends forward past midline of dorsal fin. Maximum length: 26.3 feet (8 meters), largest of Pacific ecotypes Offshore: Dorsal fin rounded at tip, often nicked. Relatively faint saddle patches. Maximum length: 21.3 feet (6.7 meters), smallest of the Pacific ecotypes.

I never realized that orca dorsal fins could be so big and varied.

as far as im aware angry is a decent person and a positive resistor but they wont verify with altgov and they have a patreon so wouldnt be added to spacey's starter packs either way.

and then there's me. some youtuber who decided that making altgov laugh under their very serious posts in the early days was the right thing to do. i tell less jokes now. i should tell more jokes again.

MFer on Senate floor gabbing about how first we need to pass the SAVE Act (no we don't) and then we need to force everyone to be Christian and that all nonchristians are "radical". 🤢

Im 90% sure i had a mini heart attack the other day. But i definitely can't afford to go to the hospital or get the battery off tests so im kinda just hoping for the best right now.

I've pretty much lost any reason to keep living at this point. Im post op and rely on medicare. If HRT goes away i will die a slow painful death. If my HRT gets banned i may as well speed up the process.

Anti-trans hate groups petitioning FDA for registry of trans women, crackdown on transition, newly revealed document shows In the short term, this is not as dangerous as an outright ban on estrogen. If implemented and then combined with other methods of suppressing trans people, it might be far more destructive in the lon...

An assortment of groups has submitted a set of awful proposals to the FDA concerning estrogen as HRT. theneedlenews.com/anti-trans-h...

Public comment is still open. If you comment opposing these proposals and send me a screenshot, I'll draw you a sketch in this thread (link+examples below).

what makes you think the alt text copier is [generative/LLM] AI?

darth vader is talking about his father 's brother 's nephew 's cousin Alt: dark helmet from space balls movie is claiming he's Lonestar's father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate

Biden's son's laptop's repair center's worker's fault

oh yeah btw this was an "entry level" position and the reqs were just having graduated high school with a certain GPA

The school: "Using AI on your assignments? Banned and you'll be expelled."

Also the school: "Oh you want to talk to our HR Dept? We replaced HR with an AI"

Volunteer experience? Irrelevant

Want your schedule for an "on call" job to be "flexible/anytime"? That's not an option.

Youth center worker? That's not in my database so it doesn't exist

No car? So you can't get to work. (i live in an area of pub transport oh and the job is 0.5 km away)

Had a job interview for on call teachers aide and the interviewer was AI. I have 10+ years of experience as an assistant educator and youth center worker. The AI said i wouldn't be a good fit because:

"never had salary job so u have no relevant exp"
"never worked with kids"
"cant pick a schedule"

I think literally the only answer to that query is a high powered laser weapon. And i don't think we have that tech yet xD (well at least i hope we don't have orbital lasers yet and that stays a fiction in video games)

This file needs more eyes on it before the DoJ deletes it. Two FBI agents emailing eachother with a list of clients and their actions related to epstein island. And yes DJT is in it.

Nobody has mentioned this file on bluesky yet!

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Content warning: graphic descriptions of sexual assault

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i think he knows he doesn't have much longer (based on the frequency of his hand bruises from the treatments) to live so he's just gonna try to destroy as much of the world as possible until then out of spite