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[Probing the ether with my mind powers] I predict that the supreme inquisitors will decree that religious bigotry deserves public funding.

putin wants to reduce our force readiness.

Thank you for your apology, tucker. For that, your sentence for being a trump collaborator will be reduced to 60 years at Gitmo.

He can't even control his own bowels.

The Reckoning needs to hold every member of the trump regime/family, the #ICE gestapo, and every single collaborator in government/society accountable for their actions. #JusticeForAll

They don't even bother with the hoods anymore.

If by "won" he means fragged by his own troops, then yes, absolutely. #CadetBonespurs

Madam,
I assume it's because every member of the maga cult party is (at least) a pedophile enthusiast.

Pedos protect their own.

"No civilians in area X" is a fancy way for the #netanyahu regime to say they see anyone not Jewish as an enemy and are going to kill them.

Sounds pretty genocidey.

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Were these "guidelines" put out by bobby jr.?

I would say WWI put that argument to bed. The advent of armor and military aircraft pretty much made a civilian-only uprising impossible.

Lock him up! (in French)

The ammosexual lifestyle choice is an abomination.

Guns have ONE purpose, and it isn't solving problems.

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With kash "Bar" patel on the case, I'm sure it'll be solved in no time.

If we had *real* journalists in this country, he'd be sitting in that room by himself.

The "art of the deal" has always been just basic bitch extortion. donny is a two-bit thug (who also likes to rape children).

So why the fuck did he have access to guns?? Oh right, because the #NRA bribes politicians to allow it.

You'd think the "pro-life" crowd would want to do something about all these post-birth abortions happening in this country.

donny sure knows how to pick 'em.

The end goal of unfettered capitalism is zero competition.

These right-wingers calling for less regulation on business are simply trying to usher in a golden age of monopoly and collusion for their corporate pimps.

"I saw a bird."

I see they've relegated him to the kiddie table.

Or invite him to be a judge at an under 14 beauty pagent.

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#FIFA will gleefully accept bribes to hold a tournament in a blazing desert (or a pedophile's dictatorship) and dole out a fake peace prize to a bloodthirsty war criminal, but don't you dare horn in on their merch business.

I bet an old speaker magnet would drop these robocops pretty quick. That, or going up three steps.

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donny the Orange and his pet monkey, Whiskey pete, are nothing more than murderous pirates stealing oil and killing fishermen.

Siphoning off public school money to prop up for-profit "schools" and religious indoctrination centers is wrecking education, and that's the purpose.

The maga cult party relies on uneducated voters.

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florida hockey fans have repeatedly demonstrated a certain classlessness over the years.

Trying to deal with the trump regime isn't worth the frequent flier points. donny's supervisor in Jerusalem will just keep doing genocide no matter what, and you can't trust donny to uphold any sort of agreement. Hell, that dirtbag can't even be faithful to his mistresses.

trump and his regime are actively working for the benefit of putin, so in addition to being a fugitive criminal, we have to also assume that putin is a pedophile.

Pedos protect their own.

So long as politicians keep taking bribes from the gun lobby, this country will remain a slaughterhouse.